Other than this one I hope. 
What are some titles that would be forgotten by the Teeming Millions without even so much as a mouse over.
My suggestions would be:
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Guess the Doper’s Social Security Number.
My online grocery list.
Why my kid is average.
I can name at least 3 US States. How many can you name?**
SSG Schwartz
That should be 0 replies and 1 view. The OP always gets a view of the new thread.
One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example:
Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views)
Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views)
Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week? (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again! (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views)
Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views)
Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers? (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone? (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night! (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views)
Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut? (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views)
Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost! (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views)
Dopers in Korea? (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views)
Kind of a disturbing trend, actually…
Too bad we can’t kill this thread…right?
How about in MPSIMS: “Legacy of Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841) [warning, LONG!]”
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Too bad we can’t kill this thread…right?
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I was hoping this would die on the vine, alas not to be.
SSG Schwartz
Son, I don’t think you know who you’re messing with…
WARNING FROM ADMIN ! : This Thread Is Virus Infected ! ! DO NOT OPEN !
Anyone up for an Amish dopefest?
I can’t have kitties in my apt. so I got a rock (with pix!)
Windows solitaire question (need answer fast)
I pit Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841)!!!
[QUOTE=KGS]
One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example:
Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views)
Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views)
Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week? (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again! (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views)
Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views)
Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers? (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone? (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night! (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views)
Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut? (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views)
Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost! (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views)
Dopers in Korea? (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views)
Kind of a disturbing trend, actually…
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Wow, I was going to reply to each of them so they wouldn’t die such a lonely death. Then I saw how old some of them are. They already died a lonely death.
shakes fist Damn you General Francis Granger! You’ve always had my number…er…letter!
[QUOTE=KGS]
One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example:
Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views)
Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views)
Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week? (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again! (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views)
Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views)
Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers? (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone? (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night! (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views)
Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut? (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views)
Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost! (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views)
Dopers in Korea? (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views)
Kind of a disturbing trend, actually…
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Schwartzie, you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
“Share your favorite Full House and Family Matters moment”
or
“Why sebaceous cysts and anal sex don’t mix (warning: TMI)”
Before you die, you see this thread
Anything marked TMI is going to get attention around here.
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WARNING FROM ADMIN ! : This Thread Is Virus Infected ! ! DO NOT OPEN !
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I wish that was true, but as someone in IT, I know someone or many someones will end up opening the [del]Email[/del] thread to see what the joke is.
Jim
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How about in MPSIMS: “Legacy of Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841) [warning, LONG!]”
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Oh, a lot of people will open that just to see what the hell the OP is talking about.
My cat doesn’t do anything funny
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Schwartzie, you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
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Korean dopefest?
SSG Schwartz
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“Why sebaceous cysts and anal sex don’t mix (warning: TMI)”
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Are you kidding? As whiterabbit rightfully pointed out, that thread would have a jillion views an hour. And multiple requests for pix.