Other than this one I hope. 
What are some titles that would be forgotten by the Teeming Millions without even so much as a mouse over.
My suggestions would be:
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Guess the Doper’s Social Security Number.
My online grocery list.
Why my kid is average.
I can name at least 3 US States. How many can you name?**
SSG Schwartz
That should be 0 replies and 1 view. The OP always gets a view of the new thread.
One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example:
Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views)
Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views)
Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week? (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views)
Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again! (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views)
Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views)
Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers? (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone? (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views)
Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night! (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views)
Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut? (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views)
Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost! (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views)
Dopers in Korea? (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views)
Kind of a disturbing trend, actually…
Too bad we can’t kill this thread…right?
How about in MPSIMS: “Legacy of Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841) [warning, LONG!]”
I was hoping this would die on the vine, alas not to be.
SSG Schwartz
Son, I don’t think you know who you’re messing with…
WARNING FROM ADMIN ! : This Thread Is Virus Infected ! ! DO NOT OPEN !
Anyone up for an Amish dopefest?
I can’t have kitties in my apt. so I got a rock (with pix!)
Windows solitaire question (need answer fast)
I pit Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841)!!!
Wow, I was going to reply to each of them so they wouldn’t die such a lonely death. Then I saw how old some of them are. They already died a lonely death.
shakes fist Damn you General Francis Granger! You’ve always had my number…er…letter!
Schwartzie, you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
“Share your favorite Full House and Family Matters moment”
or
“Why sebaceous cysts and anal sex don’t mix (warning: TMI)”
Before you die, you see this thread
Anything marked TMI is going to get attention around here.
I wish that was true, but as someone in IT, I know someone or many someones will end up opening the [del]Email[/del] thread to see what the joke is.
Jim
Oh, a lot of people will open that just to see what the hell the OP is talking about.
My cat doesn’t do anything funny
Korean dopefest?
SSG Schwartz
Are you kidding? As whiterabbit rightfully pointed out, that thread would have a jillion views an hour. And multiple requests for pix.