Paradise by the GoPhone Light (This is really cute, but mildly disturbing)

Paradise by the GoPhone Light.

Cute, but mildly disturbing, mostly because the thought of Tiffany being married to Meatloaf is going to keep me from sleeping tonight. And also because Tiffany is actually old enough (36) to legitimately have a 17-year-old son without having been the center of a celebrity scandal for it. I’m so freakin’ old…