Note, this thread has Admin approval. The two click rule is still in effect.
This is NOT a joke. Following the below link will lead you to a nude picture of me.
I think this is going to have a VERY high view to post ratio!
I was warned. :eek:
I won’t even post Flash Friday pics on Craigslist where it’s totally anonymous. No. Fucking. Way I’m doing it here. But the rest of you have fun!
OH! Oh! I mean…I wasn’t…um…expecting…uh, tumescence! Well done, sir!
(Yeah, of course I looked! Like you didn’t, pervs.)
Knowing you I kind of expected balloon animals to be involved somehow.
The urge to post naughty pictures of me vs. the urge to keep from having to explain it to my boyfriend are warring within me.
Pbbth I f your boyfriend would consider your posting pictures to be a betrayal of intimacy, I urge you not to do it.
If you’re just worried about him thinking it strange or silly, then I strongly urge you to do it! Do it! Do it!
WhyNot Thank you for your compliment. I expected that most people would be afraid to post their own pictures. I did not expect that they would be too embarrassed to leave feedback in the thread, or a comment at Flickr, or send me a private message.
I want feedback people!
It is indeed a new era at the SDMB.
Good show sir.
Under the feedback request…Duuude…:smack:
I am, actually. There’s too much fat hate on this board and in my own head for me to feel comfortable posting my own nude pic. Weird, 'cause I can see other overweight women as sexy and beautiful, but not me. My issues, I know, but that’s why I’m not posting, not 'cause I think it’s a bad or morally wrong idea.
Hey Doc, that pic is 4 years old! Got one more recent? What’s the deal with the outfit?
Yeah, I looked again. A coupla times. 
Well, that’s something you don’t see every day.
If five other dopers post their own, I’ll post a pic of me naked in Las Vegas.
(The above can be taken as an “I’ll eat my shoe” statement - I am confident that y’all will never see the sight of my skinny white ass.)
That picture is part of a large set taken when a reader of my Live Journal requested to see me naked. I don’t know if the artist friend who took it has a digital camera. I don’t have one. You kind of need a digital camera to take and upload pictures. I have a webcam, but it’s tough to use that to take stills.
I had an artistic vision, as did the photographer. We were going for a demonic/black saint/priest of a dark god sort of look. The hooded jacket (which really looks like a monk’s robe in some pics) and the crozier helped with the look.
Wow! This is really something. Kudos on the idea and getting mod approval.
I haven’t seen the picture (Web 2.0 apps like Flickr are not known for their Lynx-friendliness–maybe I’ll take a look next time I find myself in a graphical environment), but I love that you did it.
I, myself, am not comfortable enough with my body yet to post here. I’m workin’ on it. (ETA: My body, that is, not my comfort level. Lost 20 so far…)
Actually, it was Agent Foxtrot’s idea.
Nice staff, sir! 
Just a gentle reminder from the thread where the staff posted the permission for this thread:
Bolding mine
Tomndeb The link in Savannah’s post needs to be broken only because it violates the two click rule. It’s the same link I provided in nonclickable form in my OP. I have no poster’s remorse (indeed I find this all terribly gratifying and arousing) but the two click rule must be enforced.
I think you’re hot looking! As long as you don’t mind a gay man with a similar build oogling your body. I’d love to see you barefoot, too
Jesus… Bravo, sir!
I don’t know WHAT I was expecting, but I didnt think you were serious (even though you stressed in the OP how serious you were)… I really wish I hadnt opened the link in an internet cafe though!