Doper NSFW Picture Thread

[DocCathode]

Note, this thread has Admin approval. The two click rule is still in effect.

This is NOT a joke. Following the below link will lead you to a nude picture of me.



http: //www.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/2835756645/

[Avarie537]

I think this is going to have a VERY high view to post ratio!

[Hockey Monkey]

I was warned.


I won't even post Flash Friday pics on Craigslist where it's totally anonymous. No. Fucking. Way I'm doing it here. But the rest of you have fun!

[WhyNot]

OH! Oh! I mean...I wasn't...um...expecting...uh, tumescence! Well done, sir!


(Yeah, of course I looked! Like you didn't, pervs.)

[astro]

Knowing you I kind of expected balloon animals to be involved somehow.

[pbbth]

The urge to post naughty pictures of me vs. the urge to keep from having to explain it to my boyfriend are warring within me.

[DocCathode]

Pbbth I f your boyfriend would consider your posting pictures to be a betrayal of intimacy, I urge you not to do it.

If you're just worried about him thinking it strange or silly, then I strongly urge you to do it! Do it! Do it!

WhyNot Thank you for your compliment. I expected that most people would be afraid to post their own pictures. I did not expect that they would be too embarrassed to leave feedback in the thread, or a comment at Flickr, or send me a private message.

I want feedback people!

[cmyk]

It is indeed a new era at the SDMB.

Good show sir.

[Moment Slayer]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

Pbbth I f your boyfriend would consider your posting pictures to be a betrayal of intimacy, I urge you not to do it.

If you're just worried about him thinking it strange or silly, then I strongly urge you to do it! Do it! Do it!

WhyNot Thank you for your compliment. I expected that most people would be afraid to post their own pictures. I did not expect that they would be too embarrassed to leave feedback in the thread, or a comment at Flickr, or send me a private message.

I want feedback people!

Under the feedback request....Duuude....

[WhyNot]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

WhyNot Thank you for your compliment. I expected that most people would be afraid to post their own pictures.

I am, actually. There's too much fat hate on this board and in my own head for me to feel comfortable posting my own nude pic. Weird, 'cause I can see other overweight women as sexy and beautiful, but not me. My issues, I know, but that's why I'm not posting, not 'cause I think it's a bad or morally wrong idea.

[Hockey Monkey]

Hey Doc, that pic is 4 years old! Got one more recent? What's the deal with the outfit?


Yeah, I looked again. A coupla times.

[Larry Mudd]

Well, that's something you don't see every day.

If five other dopers post their own, I'll post a pic of me naked in Las Vegas.

(The above can be taken as an "I'll eat my shoe" statement - I am confident that y'all will never see the sight of my skinny white ass.)

[DocCathode]

Originally Posted by Hockey Monkey

Hey Doc, that pic is 4 years old! Got one more recent?

That picture is part of a large set taken when a reader of my Live Journal requested to see me naked. I don't know if the artist friend who took it has a digital camera. I don't have one. You kind of need a digital camera to take and upload pictures. I have a webcam, but it's tough to use that to take stills.

What's the deal with the outfit?

I had an artistic vision, as did the photographer. We were going for a demonic/black saint/priest of a dark god sort of look. The hooded jacket (which really looks like a monk's robe in some pics) and the crozier helped with the look.

[Hostile Dialect]

Wow! This is really something. Kudos on the idea and getting mod approval.

I haven't seen the picture (Web 2.0 apps like Flickr are not known for their Lynx-friendliness--maybe I'll take a look next time I find myself in a graphical environment), but I love that you did it.

I, myself, am not comfortable enough with my body yet to post here. I'm workin' on it. (ETA: My body, that is, not my comfort level. Lost 20 so far...)

[DocCathode]

Originally Posted by Hostile Dialect

Wow! This is really something. Kudos on the idea and getting mod approval

Actually, it was Agent Foxtrot's idea.

[Savannah]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

Note, this thread has Admin approval. The two click rule is still in effect.

This is NOT a joke. Following the below link will lead you to a nude picture of me.


http: //www.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/2835756645/

Nice staff, sir!

[tomndebb]

Just a gentle reminder from the thread where the staff posted the permission for this thread:

Originally Posted by TubaDiva

With some misgivings we've decided to allow it. So y'all go strike a pose.

We will not be amused by abuse of this situation and there is no tolerance of stupidity in this process -- we do not wish to see goatse or other inappropriate shots -- so be on the lookout for such things and help us help you by promptly reporting any such abuse that you see here. Those links will be broken as soon as they are found. If there's a lot of them this little experiment will be over.

And know that we will not break links out of "poster's remorse" -- what you put here is in large part what stays here -- so think this through before you hit the button.

Bolding mine

[DocCathode]

Tomndeb The link in Savannah's post needs to be broken only because it violates the two click rule. It's the same link I provided in nonclickable form in my OP. I have no poster's remorse (indeed I find this all terribly gratifying and arousing) but the two click rule must be enforced.

[Freyr]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

Pbbth I f your boyfriend would consider your posting pictures to be a betrayal of intimacy, I urge you not to do it.

If you're just worried about him thinking it strange or silly, then I strongly urge you to do it! Do it! Do it!

WhyNot Thank you for your compliment. I expected that most people would be afraid to post their own pictures. I did not expect that they would be too embarrassed to leave feedback in the thread, or a comment at Flickr, or send me a private message.

I want feedback people!

I think you're hot looking! As long as you don't mind a gay man with a similar build oogling your body. I'd love to see you barefoot, too

[bubastis]

Jesus... Bravo, sir!

I don't know WHAT I was expecting, but I didnt think you were serious (even though you stressed in the OP how serious you were)... I really wish I hadnt opened the link in an internet cafe though!

[torie]

How did you um, stand at attention? Was there a fluffer? Pron? Thinking about your girlfriend/boyfriend?

It's actually a cool pic.

[tomndebb]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

Tomndeb The link in Savannah's post needs to be broken only because it violates the two click rule. It's the same link I provided in nonclickable form in my OP. I have no poster's remorse (indeed I find this all terribly gratifying and arousing) but the two click rule must be enforced.

Note to all:

When you are posting, please pay attention to the check boxes below the text window.
The first indicates whether you want your sig to appear.
The second indicates whether you want to automatically parse links in your text. The SDMB default is ON and you probably need to remember to click it OFF before you post.

[bbs2k]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

This is NOT a joke. Following the below link will lead you to a nude picture of me.

Oh boy, that's a big staff.

And an erect penis.

[bbs2k]

I'm also going to go inside for a small in-the-know minority here and say that this is the second time I have seen a member post pictures of his penis before.

Aaaaand, WhyNot, if you don't want to post pics yourself, okay, fine, I'll pout somewhere else. But how about if you have of that skinny chick in the woods who you got a pic of from behind. Gladly appreciated.



- Your resident troublemaker

[Anastasaeon]

Bravo! An appropraite first post into new realms! People, don't you see?

He's showing us the way!

Doc, I am absolutely delighted. About everything. But especially about the fact that you were the trailblazer, here. It doesn't matter who had the idea first - you got the ball rolling. No pun intended.

I don't have anything current, and the ones I do have aren't... er... well, they're NSFW, but they were intended strictly for my husband's titillation. They'd be too crass to post here.

[bbs2k]

Can I post nude pics of my ex-gf? Out of spite?

[/kidding!]

[Hostile Dialect]

Originally Posted by Anastasaeon

Bravo! An appropraite first post into new realms! People, don't you see?

He's showing us the way!

Doc, I am absolutely delighted. About everything. But especially about the fact that you were the trailblazer, here. It doesn't matter who had the idea first - you got the ball rolling. No pun intended.

I don't have anything current, and the ones I do have aren't... er... well, they're NSFW, but they were intended strictly for my husband's titillation. They'd be too crass to post here.

I must begin the chorus that heartily requests a new one.

[SpecialAgentJem]

Im so glad someone has been brave enough to post a pic! If I had the courage (and the body!) Id be right there too! Is anyone else going to be brave?

[WhyNot]

Originally Posted by bbs2k

But how about if you have of that skinny chick in the woods who you got a pic of from behind. Gladly appreciated.

She's beautiful, isn't she? But sorry, I have no nudes of her. (Only delicious memories!)

Oh,what the hell.

http:/ /s143.photobucket.com/albums/r130/flaminghippie/?action=view&current=woodnympho.jpg

It's...I believe you call it "a tasteful nude" (only very vaguely NSFW). Probably only of interest to long-hair fetishists.

[pbbth]

Hell, if WhyNot's picture counts then I suppose I can post this one of mine since you can't really see anything except my massive breasts and JustAnotherGeek's face (check out the Doper Confessions thread if you want to know the story behind it!)

http:/ /i439.photobucket.com/albums/qq111/lesschatmorehat/DSC00048.jpg

[WhyNot]

Originally Posted by pbbth

Hell, if WhyNot's picture counts then I suppose I can post this one of mine since you can't really see anything except my massive breasts and JustAnotherGeek's face (check out the Doper Confessions thread if you want to know the story behind it!)

That's the spirit! We don't all have to be show-it-alls, right?

[aerodave]

Bravo, girls! Leaving a little to the imganation is just fine. Works for me, anyway.

[Idle Thoughts]

Something tells me this topic is eventually going to have one of the (if not the, period) highest thread view count to post count ratios around.

[iampunha]

Originally Posted by WhyNot

(Yeah, of course I looked! Like you didn't, pervs.)

I'm at work. I have a pretty good reason to not look.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

Originally Posted by Idle Thoughts

Something tells me this topic is eventually going to have one of the (if not the, period) highest thread view count to post count ratios around.

And added subscriptions without posting...

[WhyNot]

Originally Posted by iampunha

I'm at work. I have a pretty good reason to not look.

You, mister! YOU cannot run through this thread clothed! The Dope hasn't changed that much since you've been away!

(But later, if you insist.)

[Telperien]

DocCathode, that was a cool pic. Not the kind of nude I was expecting, definitely.

Must one's face be showing in these? I can promise that the pics I have really are of me, but I can't prove it.

[pbbth]

Telperien, your face isn't really what people in this thread are looking for so I dont think you'd have any complaints.

[Telperien]

Originally Posted by pbbth

Telperien, your face isn't really what people in this thread are looking for so I dont think you'd have any complaints.

I just wouldn't want someone to think that I was trying to pass off someone else's pictures as mine is all. Not that I'm even sold on doing it, anyway. Showing them to one person at a time is one thing; showing them to a bunch of people at once is another.

And by the way, I am envious of your astounding cleavage.

[ToeJam]

Originally Posted by DocCathode

Note, this thread has Admin approval. The two click rule is still in effect.

And with this post, for the first time truly on the Dope, Penis ensued.

[pbbth]

Thanks Teleperien! I'm rather fond of it myself!

[Bear_Nenno]

Originally Posted by WhyNot

She's beautiful, isn't she? But sorry, I have no nudes of her. (Only delicious memories!)

Oh,what the hell.

http:/ /s143.photobucket.com/albums/r130/flaminghippie/?action=view&current=woodnympho.jpg

It's...I believe you call it "a tasteful nude" (only very vaguely NSFW). Probably only of interest to long-hair fetishists.

Hey, that next picture of the creek... this one http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r...ent=Stream.jpg

Isn't that where Jurassic Park III was filmed? Sure looks like it.

ETA: Sorry for posting without contributing.

[iampunha]

Originally Posted by WhyNot

You, mister! YOU cannot run through this thread clothed! The Dope hasn't changed that much since you've been away!

(But later, if you insist.)

Not only do no running pictures exist of me, no naked pictures exist of me past about 6 months old.

Sorry to disappoint.

(And, er, I didn't run or do anything. Someone jumped the gun a little. Wonder why ... )

[Illuminatiprimus]

Originally Posted by Bear_Nenno

ETA: Sorry for posting without contributing.

Damn you Bear Nenno! After your seriously RAWR! photo in the other pic thread I saw your name and was hoping against all hopes for one of you in the buff - and I get nothing!!!!!!



Okay, well I'm in, wouldn't want DocCathode to be the only guy in here baring all. So here is me:

http: //www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837012327/
http: //www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837011533/
http: //www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837010653/

and finally me saluting the Dope in the best way I know how:

http: //www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837854980/

[Antinor01]

Originally Posted by Illuminatiprimus

Damn you Bear Nenno! After your seriously RAWR! photo in the other pic thread I saw your name and was hoping against all hopes for one of you in the buff - and I get nothing!!!!!!



Okay, well I'm in, wouldn't want DocCathode to be the only guy in here baring all. So here is me:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837012327/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837011533/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837010653/

and finally me saluting the Dope in the best way I know how:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30370566@N08/2837854980/

Very nice...umm...tattoo. Yes that's it, nice tattoo.

What, you don't believe that's what I was looking at?

[Batsinma Belfry]

(not in a bad way)

[Illuminatiprimus]

Originally Posted by Antinor01

Very nice...umm...tattoo. Yes that's it, nice tattoo.

What, you don't believe that's what I was looking at?

How did I know you'd be here?

[marochko]

ok im not a total perv. but i do like the idea of a NSFW thread. So here is me, don't worry, its CLEAN.



You can by this tank top at target for only 4.99!

MAROCHKO
ok the first one was kinda a joke, but the second one is me. Im all sweaty from raving out and yes that is a man thong you can see peeking out of my pants. i should have invested in a belt

eta: all pics are SAFE for work!

[Merhouse]

Originally Posted by Antinor01

Very nice...umm...tattoo. Yes that's it, nice tattoo.

What, you don't believe that's what I was looking at?

OMG, I never even NOTICED the tattoo.

[Telperien]

Originally Posted by Antinor01

Very nice...umm...tattoo. Yes that's it, nice tattoo.

What, you don't believe that's what I was looking at?

Well, it's not what I was looking at, and I for one refuse to think you're more high-minded than I am.