Thanks to identifying myself as “Single”, Facebook is always pushing “Over-40” dating service ads on me. One I saw today caught my eye because, well, see for yourself:
http://www.mister-rik.com/hosted/dating_ad.jpg
I’ll just say that if I met an over-40 woman who looked like that, she certainly wouldn’t be interested in me. But I doubt that I’m going to meet many over-40 women who look 14 
Maybe she was having a really really great day when that picture was taken? You never know man.
Maybe they mean if you’re over 40, you might make enough money to be her sugar daddy.
She’s 40 in metric years. Strangely enough, metric years are similar to kilometers; 1 metric year=.621 Imperial year.
So 40my=24.84Iy.
Heck, she’s at *least *16, so you’ll be OK. She’ll want you bad, and the cops’ll be down with it too.
She looks fully legal to me.
She’s over 40. That pic is just from 25 years ago.
And it’s a face-pic, so we can be sure she’s a fatty. You’ve still got a shot!
Maybe she can have her friends in the force fix some outstanding tickets for you.
Well, it doesn’t say “years” anywhere in the ad. She’s at least 40 months old, and probably more than 40 inches tall. I imagine her IQ is over 40. She might have over 40 pairs of shoes.
:p:p
…or a 40" bust
What’s wrong with the picture? Absolutely nothin’.
The problem is with your age. 
None of those women in the “Over 40 Singles ads” from face look anywhere near 40. I love the one of an Asian woman in some sort of cosplay bright green wig. (I hope it’s a wig.)
Do you also get the mail-order bride ads? Lets outsource our romance to Russia.
Some of my favorites are the “meet local girls” ads where they use a script to read your IP address and identify your city, and post a bunch of photos of women who are supposedly from your town, or neighboring towns. I always chuckle when I see that half of the photos are stolen from various Internet modeling and porn sites.
Hey, there’s Leah Luv! Isn’t that Aurora Snow? And I had no idea that Ukrainian porn star Sveta Raskmonavichkova (okay, made that one up) actually lives across town from me!
Hmm. Re-reading the text of the ad in my screenshot, I see the site being advertised is “Real Mature Singles”. I think I get it now! “You see, Your Honor, she was real mature! I was sure she was older!”
It’s especially amusing when you live in a town of 2,300 people. Okay, I’m pretty sure if that girl lived here and loved drinking and dancing, I’d know about it. We only have two bars where people dance.