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#1
02-22-2010, 01:27 AM
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Haiku Madness
After posting a reply to this thread, I've come up with a new game that's sure to sweep the nation: Haiku Madness.
Allow me to explain. The thread of note was about the disappearance of the actor who portrayed the character Boner on the old sitcom 'Growing Pains'. The title of the thread: Boner Gone Missing. I replied stating that Boner Gone Missing sounded like the beginning of an interesting haiku, which I then completed and posted: Boner gone missing She doesn't shave her armpits Wanna play Yahtzee? Anyway, I thought we could make a game of this. The rules are simple: write a haiku using the previous poster's final line as your first. In other words, the first line of the next haiku is, of course, Wanna play Yahtzee? And away we go. 
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#3
02-22-2010, 06:20 AM
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Remove two of those digits You are the devil Last edited by Mean Mr. Mustard; 02-22-2010 at 06:25 AM.
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#5
02-22-2010, 09:42 AM
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Last edited by Mean Mr. Mustard; 02-22-2010 at 09:44 AM.
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#8
02-22-2010, 02:56 PM
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Lepidoptera
Collected by men with nets, Pressed between pages.
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#10
02-22-2010, 03:10 PM
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Still the same story
From beginning to the end No soup for you, George
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#11
02-22-2010, 03:52 PM
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No soup for you, George
Nor ice cream, nor chocolate cake You are way too plump
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#13
02-22-2010, 08:06 PM
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I must nibble you
You are cheese, you are crackers And of course you whine
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#14
02-22-2010, 09:47 PM
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And of course you whine,
What about the joke thread, eh? Mean Mr. Mustard
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#15
02-23-2010, 12:10 AM
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Mean Mr. Mustard
In the study with the wrench A Colonel no more
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#17
02-23-2010, 07:45 AM
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You called a Code Red
When you should have called Code Blue The old lady died
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#18
02-23-2010, 07:48 AM
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The old lady died
And her mewing hungry cats Did feast upon her
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#19
02-23-2010, 07:50 AM
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Did feast upon her,
Sashimi, nigiri, rolls. Naked sushi bar
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#20
02-23-2010, 07:59 AM
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Naked sushi bar
The eel slides down her throat not Where he planned it though
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#21
02-23-2010, 12:02 PM
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Where he planned it though
he thought of better options Plan A or Plan B?
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#22
02-23-2010, 12:04 PM
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Plan A or Plan B?
To be or not 2 be planned? The mind does boggle.
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#23
02-23-2010, 12:22 PM
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The mind does Boggle.
Pear. Pair. Rape. Reap. Ripe. Pier. Um.... Stupid hard word game.
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#24
02-23-2010, 02:12 PM
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Stupid hard word game.
"There's hungry, then there's angry. What else ends in -gry?"
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#25
02-23-2010, 02:19 PM
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What else ends in -gry?
Why, there's...there's...there's...there's...there's...there's... Gravy with no av
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#26
02-23-2010, 02:26 PM
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Gravy with no av
It cannot be seen or heard This cooking show sucks
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#27
02-23-2010, 02:28 PM
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This cooking show sucks
That's not Alton Brown, is it? They don't make Good Eats.
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#29
02-23-2010, 02:50 PM
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The people rock though
They don't always roll with the Punches they are dealt
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#31
02-23-2010, 03:27 PM
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Express check-out lane
of life never contains a rewind button
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#32
02-23-2010, 03:30 PM
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a rewind button?
a fast forward, even pause? life is linear
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#36
02-23-2010, 03:42 PM
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Quote:
I'm the best at what I do And that ain't pretty
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#37
02-23-2010, 04:25 PM
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And that ain't pretty
But my kid drew the picture, So it is treasured.
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#38
02-23-2010, 05:35 PM
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so it is treasured
more than diamonds or silver my new DVR
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#39
02-23-2010, 05:53 PM
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My new DVR
Won't rewind, I must flip the drive and fast forward
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#40
02-23-2010, 06:50 PM
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Drive, and fast! Forward
to the liquor store for beer. Lost starts in one hour.
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#42
02-23-2010, 08:34 PM
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On this exact spot
We'll have our BBBQ The last B's for beer.
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#43
02-23-2010, 09:57 PM
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the last B's for beer
and the last Q is for cue BB's are big boobs?
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#44
02-23-2010, 10:05 PM
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BB's are Big Boobs?
the little boy asked as he pointed the gun Last edited by Uncle Goat; 02-23-2010 at 10:05 PM.
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#45
02-24-2010, 06:43 AM
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He pointed the gun.
And pointedly asked of him "Do you feel lucky?"
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#46
02-24-2010, 06:44 AM
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he pointed the gun
good luck: it was not loaded because he sure was
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#47
02-24-2010, 06:46 AM
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Do you feel lucky?
I did, but my post came late Damn you, Hoopy Frood
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#48
02-24-2010, 07:49 AM
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Damn you, Hoopy Frood
You Freudian Hopping Frog How quick you jump in
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#49
02-24-2010, 09:11 AM
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How quickly you jump in
While everyone is looking and shout "Cannonball!"
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#50
02-24-2010, 09:46 AM
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and shout "Cannonball!"
and shout "grenade!" and "arrows!" I just pissed myself
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