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View Poll Results: How do you eat your Pop Tarts?
I eat them cold, straight from the package almost always 44 36.67%
I eat them cold, straight from the package most of the time 26 21.67%
I eat them hot, straight from the toaster most of the time 21 17.50%
I eat them hot, straight from the toaster almost always 29 24.17%
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Old 06-09-2010, 03:57 AM
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How do you like your Pop Tarts?

After noshing on some delicious Brown Sugar and Cinnamon straight out of the package while reading in bed late last night I got to wondering if anyone actually toasts these things. And thus a SDMB poll was born.

If you have some bizarre casserole that you make with them which wasn't included as a poll option I do hope you'll share with the class.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:46 AM
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I toast 'em when I want a dessert-like item, cold and straight out of the box when I just want a quick snack on the go. BS&C, of course.

Also, my kids like 'em toasted in the morning with a little butter spread over the top of 'em.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:40 AM
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I like them in the microwave better. They get softer. Brown sugar cinnamon is my favorite, but I cannot have these things in the house or I will eat every single one in a day's time.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:46 AM
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You forgot to include UNFROSTED. I was sure that was going to be the question when I clicked on this thread. It is almost impossible to find unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon Poptarts these days. My children cry each morning. "Why, daddy, why?" they ask me and I have no answer. And I would never let my children have a cold Poptart - they need a hot meal in the morning.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:49 AM
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You forgot to include UNFROSTED. I was sure that was going to be the question when I clicked on this thread. It is almost impossible to find unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon Poptarts these days. My children cry each morning. "Why, daddy, why?" they ask me and I have no answer. And I would never let my children have a cold Poptart - they need a hot meal in the morning.
Really? My local grocery store always has a giant shelf of unfrosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon and Strawberry.

Me, I prefer the Wild Berry, untoasted. But Chocolate Chip, FROZEN, is good too.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:50 AM
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I just broke down and got some PTs for the first time in years. WHERE ARE THE RASPBERRY ONES??? I had to settle for frosted blueberry.

Microwave. Heats 'em up yet keeps 'em soft. In the toaster you risk the edges drying out. Cold just isn't right. It's just not.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:53 AM
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I went with cold most of the time...I usually take them on camping trips. Toasting them on a camp stove isn't impossible, but it's not really worth the extra effort.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:56 AM
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You know who else liked his Pop Tarts cold? Yeah, you know who I'm talking about.
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Old 06-09-2010, 09:17 AM
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You forgot the option that I prefer best: served to me in bed by a nubile wench slathered in lime marmalade.
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Old 06-09-2010, 09:22 AM
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I like the blueberry frosted. I have toasted/microwaved them in my life, but those times a few and far between. I eat 'em right out of the box. Sometimes in the car on the way home from the grocery store.

I can't buy them often; I have no self-control.
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Old 06-09-2010, 09:43 AM
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I use to eat them raw. I haven't had any in a long time (so much sugar!).
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Old 06-09-2010, 10:13 AM
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I only get them when I go camping so I will heat them a bit on the fire. That IMHO is the only way to go.
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Old 06-09-2010, 12:46 PM
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You forgot the option that I prefer best: served to me in bed by a nubile wench slathered in lime marmalade.
The wench or the pop tart? Or you?

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Old 06-09-2010, 12:51 PM
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You forgot the option that I prefer best: served to me in bed by a nubile wench slathered in lime marmalade.
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The wench or the pop tart? Or you?
After a while it's all three...if it's done right.
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Old 06-09-2010, 12:54 PM
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I have never eaten them cold. I know there are some that are meant to be eaten cold...but the kind where you can toast them...it never occurred to me that anyone would. Eeeew, cold pop tarts? Nasty!
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Old 06-09-2010, 12:57 PM
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I never eat them cold. Yuck! But they're so good warm.
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Old 06-09-2010, 02:02 PM
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If someone has the grill going, use that instead of the toaster. Yum.
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Old 06-09-2010, 02:10 PM
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I can't buy them often; I have no self-control.
I used to love working for a company that had the individual packs in a vending machine in the cafeteria. I got my pop-tart fix without eating 8 of them, which is normally what happens when I buy a box of pop-tarts. All these pop-tart threads are *this close* to making me put on pants and go to the store right now.
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Old 06-09-2010, 05:43 PM
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Usually straight from the box, but if I'm actually eating them as a breakfast instead of a late night indulgence, then I will toast them.
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Old 06-09-2010, 05:49 PM
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Strawberry, non-frosted, straight out of the toaster.

Or 'raw' for trail food on backpacking trips.
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Old 06-09-2010, 05:52 PM
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I'll eat any flavor but my favorites are fudge, smores and cherry.

I have never, ever toasted one in a toaster. I've always eaten them cold.
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Old 06-09-2010, 06:10 PM
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I used to keep a box of pop-tarts in the dairy fridge when I worked in the back room as a shelf-stocker in a grocery store as a kid.

I ate them *cold*. (And they were awesome that way.)
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:38 PM
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I hardly ever have them, but if I do, it is likely cold, right out of the package.
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Old 06-09-2010, 07:59 PM
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Strawberry, unfrosted, toasted.



Sadly, this means I don't usually eat Pop Tarts.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:17 PM
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I prefer them toasted, but eat them straight from the package more often 'cause I am L-A-Z-Y, and also impatient.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:25 PM
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I eat cold ones while waiting for the ones in the toaster to finish.
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Old 06-09-2010, 08:36 PM
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I don't like the bottom parts of Pot Tarts; I like the Top parts of Pop Tarts.

More realistically, I like them better hot, but I almost always always eat them cold, because, you know, the only real reason for ever eating Pop Tarts at all is because they are quick.

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Old 06-09-2010, 10:16 PM
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I like them warm okay, but haven't eaten them that way in years. I only eat the Chocolate Fudge ones, and always cold. Usually I only eat one at a time--I put the other one away and eat it later. It's hard, but I've got myself trained to do it.
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Old 06-09-2010, 11:46 PM
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My kids like them cold, husband toasts them in the toaster oven.

Is it thread shitting to say I prefer mine in the trash? More for them, I guess.
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:13 AM
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Always hated them untoasted. They taste all doughy and gross. Toasted, they're ok, even if they've gotten back down to room temperature. I find I like them less in general as I've gotten older, though.
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Old 06-12-2010, 03:16 PM
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BTW, don't even bother with following the microwave instructions they've been putting on the packages for a few years. I tried it once, just to see what happened, and sorry, whoever came up with the "microwave on high for 3 seconds" instruction was a moron. After 3 seconds, there is absolutely no discernible difference between that poptart, and one straight from the package.
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:47 PM
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There are instructions for 3 seconds? I nuke ice cream for 8 to get it softened up, but that's the lowest number I ever punch into the microwave
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Old 06-14-2010, 07:24 PM
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