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Old 10-01-2011, 11:09 AM
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Big Bang Theory: Will Sheldon and Amy engage in coitus?

As a spinoff from the most recent Big Bang Theory thread, the question of whether Sheldon and Amy will ever engage in coitus has come up again. What say you?

The Evidence:

In "The Zazzy Substitution," Sheldon and Amy break up, which causes Sheldon to lose his mind and he ends up purchasing 25 cats to fill the void left by her.

In "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis," they attempt to hold hands. Amy drops Sheldon's hand with a dismissive "Nope. Nothing."

In "The Agreement Dissection," Amy kisses Sheldon while drunk. Sheldon replies "fascinating."

In "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation," Sheldon believes Leonard is in love with Amy and he judo chops him.

Finally, producer Chuck Lorre has said the two of them will never get together. Word of God or Misdirection?
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:34 AM
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No, but they will play up Amy increasing desire for such to happen against his (or at least the current version of Sheldon's) asexuality as one season's version of the obligatory "unrequited love" storyline.
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:35 AM
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AFF puked after the kiss. AFF will get it on with Penny first. maybe threesome later.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:09 PM
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Yep. AFF and Penny hook up during Sweeps. At the same time, Raj confesses his desire for Howard, which puts a crimp in the wedding plans.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:23 PM
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Yes, but only once. After all, once is a Hedonist, but Twice is a Philosopher. And we can't have that.
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Old 10-01-2011, 12:49 PM
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I'm for Sheldon and Penny.
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Old 10-01-2011, 01:08 PM
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In "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation," Sheldon believes Leonard is in love with Amy and he judo chops him.
I was under the impression he hit Leonard with the train that he was holding (in a sort of stabbing motion). Not that it really makes a difference.

Anyways, I've always kind of felt that Amy will end up sleeping with some random guy on one of her drunken nights out with the girls. She'll tell Sheldon in the morning, he'll tell her he's okay with it, but it'll eat at him and eventually (that episode or the next) they'll break up. Probably her breaking up with her because "You're clearly not okay with this even though you say you are." I imagine him making lots of facial contortions leading up to that moment as he tries to convince everyone that he's fine. What happens after that, I'm not sure.

ETA, I could see Leonard's calling his [Leonard's] mom in to try and calm Sheldon down.

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Old 10-01-2011, 01:12 PM
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AFF puked after the kiss. AFF will get it on with Penny first. maybe threesome later.
She was very drunk at that point and specifically said (paraphrased) "Don't let what's about to happen reflect on what just happened" before she puked.
All though in the most recent episode she told Penny that she has more of a shot with her then Leonard does. Which at first seemed like a joke at how little of a shot Leonard has, but then when she held up the mustache and had the come hither look, the joke didn't seem like quite as much of a joke any more.

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Old 10-01-2011, 01:16 PM
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All though in the most recent episode she told Penny that she has more of a shot with her then Leonard does. Which at first seemed like a joke at how little of a shot Leonard has, but then when she held up the mustache and had the come hither look, the joke didn't seem like quite as much of a joke any more.
Amy has made multiple passes at Penny including in the sleepover episode where she followed Penny into the bathroom for a little "lesbian experimentation."
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:03 PM
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But Amy has no real grip on her sexuality. She seems to think sex is whatever she last saw on Google. It's true that Sheldon and Leonard hold no attraction for her, but I don't think she knows whether or not she's attracted to Penny. I think if Amy ever hooks up with anyone, it will be as a result of some drunken bar hookup (not with any of the regular characters).
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:11 PM
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Amy has made multiple passes at Penny including in the sleepover episode where she followed Penny into the bathroom for a little "lesbian experimentation."
I think 'lesbian experimentation' is just that. Amy doesn't tend to mince words.
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Old 10-01-2011, 05:27 PM
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I voted yes, but I'm not sure. Amy may end up doing it with Leonard, or Penny's old boyfriend or something. Like njtt, I think Sheldon and Penny belong together. Maybe because I don't think the show even needs the other characters as much.
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Old 10-01-2011, 06:04 PM
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I think 'lesbian experimentation' is just that. Amy doesn't tend to mince words.
Right. The quotes were just because when Amy went for it, Penny screamed. There was no actual experiment.
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:28 PM
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Amy seems to be more of a human or realistic version of Sheldon. Penny and Sheldon are funny but it looks like the writers are taking a break from that, which is good as the other characters get a chance, and we were getting OD'd on it.

Plus as I said on other thread, Parsons is now starting to look 40, he's pushing it already and he just looks so much older than Penny when they're side by side. Parson is 12 years older than Kaley Cuoco.
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:34 PM
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Plus as I said on other thread, Parsons is now starting to look 40, he's pushing it already and he just looks so much older than Penny when they're side by side. Parson is 12 years older than Kaley Cuoco.
It's sad too because Sheldon is supposed to be the youngest character.
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:40 PM
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I don't think the actor's ages will affect anything. But Sheldon (Parsons) is really the star of the show. It's the Urkel/Alex P. Keaton/Barney Fife syndrome again.
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:41 PM
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I think it'll happen, but it'll be more clinical than titillating. It should be hilarious.
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Old 10-03-2011, 04:05 PM
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It's sad too because Sheldon is supposed to be the youngest character.
I'm not sure this is true. Yes, he got his Ph.D. when he was a teenager, but I think all the main characters are supposed to be about the same age.
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:50 PM
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Sheldon doesn't make Amy go "Hooo." That right there rules it out as far as I can see. It's not like Sheldon has the motivation to overcome her lack of interest.
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Old 10-03-2011, 06:46 PM
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I'm not sure this is true. Yes, he got his Ph.D. when he was a teenager, but I think all the main characters are supposed to be about the same age.
I know it's not official, but Wikipedia covers Sheldon's pre-show life pretty extensively and adding the ages all up, he's in his mid-20s, a few years younger than Wolowitz and Raj.
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Old 10-03-2011, 06:56 PM
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Yes. As an experiment.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:04 AM
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I know it's not official, but Wikipedia covers Sheldon's pre-show life pretty extensively and adding the ages all up, he's in his mid-20s, a few years younger than Wolowitz and Raj.
It would take a lot of reading between the lines of the wikipedia articles to arrive at that conclusion, and even then the age difference would only be a year or 2.
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Old 10-04-2011, 04:34 AM
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It would take a lot of reading between the lines of the wikipedia articles to arrive at that conclusion, and even then the age difference would only be a year or 2.
That's my point. Sheldon the character is a year or two younger than all the other characters. But Jim Parsons the actor has almost ten years on the actors who play Raj and Wolowitz and almost 15 on Kaley Cuoco.
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:48 AM
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When ever I see the title of this thread in the forum I always think it says Wil Wheaton.


I'm officially putting my money on Amy sleeping with Wil Wheaton.

It makes sense, she's horny and I've heard that he's back on this season. Every time he shows up, another part of Sheldon dies. OTOH, AFF may be able to see through the lies that he tells and manipulate him right back into making an ass of himself (hmmm, that might turn Sheldon on)...I guess we'll have to see how it plays out.
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Old 10-15-2011, 12:22 PM
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Here's my idea for a new plot twist in this show. Amy tells the guys that there's a woman that she went to elementary school with who's just moved back to California after a long time away. Amy says that this new friend is single and looking to meet some men as smart as she is. She explains that this woman is someone who has just had a chair created for her in the math department at Cal Tech. She grew up in Los Angeles but left at 14 to get her bachelor's degree at Harvard. At 17 she graduated and went to the University of Chicago to do a Ph.D. At 20 she got a Ph.D. in math and took a tenure track job at MIT. By the time she was 25 she was a full professor. At 30 she won a Fields Medal and a couple of years later she won an Abel Prize. (These are the top awards for mathematicians.) She decided she wanted to move somewhere new, so she almost took a job at the Advanced Institute in Princeton, but she realized that she really wanted to move back to where she grew up and where her family still lived. Cal Tech was happy to get her, so they created a chair for her.

The guys aren't quite sure if they want to meet her. They figure that if she's so smart, she must be a complete dork. Then they meet her. She's played by Danica McKellar. (The idea here is that, just as Mayim Bialik really does have a Ph.D. in neuroscience and is playing a neuroscientist, Danica McKellar really did graduate summa cum laude with a math degree, published a paper as an undergraduate, and could probably get a math Ph.D. if she wanted to.) The guys are astonished. This woman is both hot and (to be honest) smarter than any of them. All the guys, except maybe for Sheldon, immediately want to date her. However, she is turned on by Sheldon. Amy, seeing that some other woman actually wants Sheldon, suddenly decides that she is interested in Sheldon too. So there are now two woman fighting over him.
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Old 10-15-2011, 01:15 PM
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Only one problem...and she had a thing for Raj.
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Old 10-15-2011, 05:42 PM
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Here's my idea for a new plot twist in this show. Amy tells the guys that there's a woman that she went to elementary school with who's just moved back to California after a long time away. Amy says that this new friend is single and looking to meet some men as smart as she is. She explains that this woman is someone who has just had a chair created for her in the math department at Cal Tech. She grew up in Los Angeles but left at 14 to get her bachelor's degree at Harvard. At 17 she graduated and went to the University of Chicago to do a Ph.D. At 20 she got a Ph.D. in math and took a tenure track job at MIT. By the time she was 25 she was a full professor. At 30 she won a Fields Medal and a couple of years later she won an Abel Prize. (These are the top awards for mathematicians.) She decided she wanted to move somewhere new, so she almost took a job at the Advanced Institute in Princeton, but she realized that she really wanted to move back to where she grew up and where her family still lived. Cal Tech was happy to get her, so they created a chair for her.

The guys aren't quite sure if they want to meet her. They figure that if she's so smart, she must be a complete dork. Then they meet her. She's played by Danica McKellar. (The idea here is that, just as Mayim Bialik really does have a Ph.D. in neuroscience and is playing a neuroscientist, Danica McKellar really did graduate summa cum laude with a math degree, published a paper as an undergraduate, and could probably get a math Ph.D. if she wanted to.) The guys are astonished. This woman is both hot and (to be honest) smarter than any of them. All the guys, except maybe for Sheldon, immediately want to date her. However, she is turned on by Sheldon. Amy, seeing that some other woman actually wants Sheldon, suddenly decides that she is interested in Sheldon too. So there are now two woman fighting over him.

That would almost certainly guarantee them another season.
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