I pit Diamonds02 and his honk-happy friend

drewtwo99 · #1 12-13-2011, 01:39 PM

You and your friend are idiots, as you have evidenced in this thread. More than that, you are probably both sociopaths.

The thread starts out decently, with you recognizing (rightly), that when your friend is blasting his horn early in the morning on your route, it *might*, just *might* be breaking the law. So you at least have a few brain cells working. Of course, at the same time you say...

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

I find this funny as hell...

So maybe your brain cells are only operating at about 0.001% efficiency.

Really? Funny as hell? How about I come drive around your neighborhood and blast my horn a few hours before you're ready to wake up. And I do this EVERY FUCKING MORNING for weeks on end. You think you'd find that funny?

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

Why? Immature, yeah. But, what he's doing seems annoying, but pretty benign.

So you think that driving around blasting your horn, waking people up, disturbing dogs and possibly babies is benign? You must have The Royal Assholes Dictionary, 3rd Edition or something because I'm pretty sure you and your friend are the only two people in your situation who think you are doing something "benign."

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

He doesn't find this an issue because HE'S up early in the morning. And working too. He thinks if he can tough it out, others can too. And he thinks people should be up by then cooking breakfast...it's like an alarm clock.

I pray to Og that you don't agree with him on this point. But the fact that you find his honking the horn so innocuous makes me think you probably agree. Guess what? PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN ALARM CLOCKS, HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES, THEIR OWN SCHEDULES, AND DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR FRIEND FUCKING WITH THEIR LIVES.

I know this is kind of a lame pitting because 1) it's just so fucking easy, no one is going to come to your defense and 2) you seem to at least WANT your friend to stop doing what he's doing, even if it means a few less laughs for you.

But damn. You just rub me the wrong way. So, Diamonds02, come on down and explain to us all why you think it's so goddamn funny what you and your friend are doing.

And also, for fuck's sake, of course it's illegal. Nearly all cities have noise ordinances that you would be violating. As well as the fact that horns are supposed to be used in emergencies ONLY, and there are almost always laws to that fact.

Bob Ducca · #2 12-13-2011, 01:45 PM

Almost pitted her myself...

Diamonds02 hasn't shown a lot of skill in the Try Not to be an Asshole to People part of being a human being.

PacifistPorcupine · #3 12-13-2011, 01:50 PM

My standard assumption in these cases is that there is no "friend" or early morning honking going on. Somebody just wanted to get a rise out of strangers on the internet.

drewtwo99 · #4 12-13-2011, 01:51 PM

Sorry for referring to Diamonds02 as a him. But not that sorry.

gazpacho · #5 12-13-2011, 01:54 PM

Y'all are being trolled. She knows that her friend is being a dick.

beowulff · #6 12-13-2011, 01:56 PM

To paraphrase Dean Wormer- "Being immature, stupid, and an asshole is no way to go through life."

Kimmy_Gibbler · #7 12-13-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by drewtwo99

You and your friend are idiots....... [blah blah blah .... somebody acknowledged liking or doing something that I disapprove of on the internet and now I am going to spew high dudgeon for a zillion paragraphs .... blah blah zzzzzzzzzzzzs]

Strident provokee is both strident and easily provoked.

gallows fodder · #8 12-13-2011, 02:04 PM

I seem to recall that she has said she's on the autism spectrum, if that explains any of her unusual behavior or posting style. Or else she was raised by a wire-mesh mother.

ugly ripe tomato · #9 12-13-2011, 02:06 PM

Let's not forget that she's the one who brought us
Times when people act in stereotypical ways (and it cracks you up) and who thought it would be teh epic funny to make stinky fake-farts in a crowded public place.

Apparently she not only looks like a 14 year old boy, she's got the same sense of humor.

ugly ripe tomato · #10 12-13-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kimmy_Gibbler

Strident provokee is both strident and easily provoked.

Be careful you don't pull a muscle while reaching for the tautology there, Kimmy.

Bob Ducca · #11 12-13-2011, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ugly ripe tomato

Apparently she not only looks like a 14 year old boy, she's got the same sense of humor.

Just an aside, I wonder if VogueVixen follows Diamonds02's Tumblr.

Cat Whisperer · #12 12-13-2011, 02:23 PM

That's the problem with society; too damned many people in it.

JBDivmstr · #13 12-13-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cat Whisperer

That's the problem with society; too damned many people in it.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
1+

ugly ripe tomato · #14 12-13-2011, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Ducca

Just an aside, I wonder if VogueVixen follows Diamonds02's Tumblr.

Only if it's nothing but Justin Bieber pictures

Soylent Juicy · #15 12-13-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Ducca

Just an aside, I wonder if VogueVixen follows Diamonds02's Tumblr.

If this horn-honking a-hole even exists, I'm surprised nobody's rushed them with a baseball bat yet. If that happened in my neighbourhood EVERY MORNING we would find them.

purplehorseshoe · #16 12-13-2011, 02:36 PM

I take it from your spelling of "neighbourhood" that you're from somewhere with, ah, less lenient gun laws than us 'Murricans. That said, I live in Texas. We would find them, too, oh, yes we would.

Pfft. Baseball bat.

Anaamika · #17 12-13-2011, 02:42 PM

I'm on board with this Pitting.

ugly ripe tomato · #18 12-13-2011, 02:42 PM

Or maybe some poetic justice: stalk him through his day and when he settles into beddie-bye for some sleepy time of his own tippytoe into his room and make your way ever so quietly over to the bed where he's sleeping like a precious lil' angel, and then...

AIR HORN!

drewtwo99 · #19 12-13-2011, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ugly ripe tomato

Let's not forget that she's the one who brought us
Times when people act in stereotypical ways (and it cracks you up) and who thought it would be teh epic funny to make stinky fake-farts in a crowded public place.

Apparently she not only looks like a 14 year old boy, she's got the same sense of humor.

Wow... Thank you for sharing this.

If Diamonds02 really is autistic, I'm sorry for pitting an autistic person. I am not a psychologist, or specialist in determining autism, but these posts, along with the driving while honking, have got to be some pretty strong evidence.

Bob Ducca · #20 12-13-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by drewtwo99

Wow... Thank you for sharing this.

If Diamonds02 really is autistic, I'm sorry for pitting an autistic person. I am not a psychologist, or specialist in determining autism, but these posts, along with the driving while honking, have got to be some pretty strong evidence.

Nah, trolls are trolls, autistic or not.

Soylent Juicy · #21 12-13-2011, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by purplehorseshoe

I take it from your spelling of "neighbourhood" that you're from somewhere with, ah, less lenient gun laws than us 'Murricans. That said, I live in Texas. We would find them, too, oh, yes we would.

Pfft. Baseball bat.

....I was going to say something referring to gun-totin' Americans, but decided not to. I KNOW y'all would find them.

ugly ripe tomato · #22 12-13-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Ducca

Nah, trolls are trolls, autistic or not.

Yep. There are other autistic posters who aren't jerks, or they get taken to task when they act jerkish.

Besides, I'm cynical enough to believe that a troll might think "I'll just tell them all I'm autistic and that'll excuse any ridiculous antisocial behavior."

Tamerlane · #23 12-13-2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Anaamika

I'm on board with this Pitting.

Yup.

She could just be a troll, but...yup.

jayjay · #24 12-13-2011, 03:25 PM

As someone very wise once said about self-diagnosed "Asperger's sufferers", "It's a social disability, not an asshole license."

drewtwo99 · #25 12-13-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jayjay

As someone very wise once said about self-diagnosed "Asperger's sufferers", "It's a social disability, not an asshole license."

Haha, I like it

So far we know that Diamonds02 is racist, likes to make other people smell farts (even though she thinks her own farts don't smell very bad), and thinks it's hilarious when her friend blasts his horn early in the morning.

I'm thinking that Diamonds02 must believe she has a special secret-agent level "license to be an asshole" privilege, and not just your average everyday class C asshole license that most assholes have.

BigT · #26 12-13-2011, 03:48 PM

For the record, I have yet to see any of the obvious signs of Asperger's syndrome in Diamonds02's posts. AFAIK, finding humor in being an asshole is not an Asperger's thing.

corkboard · #27 12-13-2011, 03:53 PM

While I think the "friend" is an asshole for his behavior, and said as much in the original thread (actually, "a dick" was the term I used), this pitting is meh.

Diamonds said she thought the behavior was funny, explained herself about as well as one can expect under the circumstances, and then this pitting appeared. Asked and answered. How much more explanation is really necessary?

jayjay · #28 12-13-2011, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BigT

For the record, I have yet to see any of the obvious signs of Asperger's syndrome in Diamonds02's posts. AFAIK, finding humor in being an asshole is not an Asperger's thing.

It's not a comment about genuine Asperger's sufferers. It's a comment about the vast mass of people who self-diagnose as Asperger's and then use it as an excuse for being an asshole.

Diamonds02 · #29 12-13-2011, 04:18 PM

Wow, I was not expected to be pitted for such an innocuous comment. Really, I just said "I find it funny as hell" as something in the passing, you know?

Yeah, it's kind of jerkish to get a laugh out of someone's expense, but who doesn't? Don't we all laugh at guys getting kicked in the crotch?

It's not me doing the honking, first and foremost. It's my friend and he's responsible for any consequences that may occur. Especially that we warned him. I find the idea of what he did funny, I'm just a bystander. I will not reap any consequences whatsover.

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Originally Posted by drewtwo99

You and your friend are idiots, as you have evidenced in this thread. More than that, you are probably both sociopaths.

The thread starts out decently, with you recognizing (rightly), that when your friend is blasting his horn early in the morning on your route, it *might*, just *might* be breaking the law. So you at least have a few brain cells working. Of course, at the same time you say...

So maybe your brain cells are only operating at about 0.001% efficiency.

Really? Funny as hell? How about I come drive around your neighborhood and blast my horn a few hours before you're ready to wake up. And I do this EVERY FUCKING MORNING for weeks on end. You think you'd find that funny?

So you think that driving around blasting your horn, waking people up, disturbing dogs and possibly babies is benign? You must have The Royal Assholes Dictionary, 3rd Edition or something because I'm pretty sure you and your friend are the only two people in your situation who think you are doing something "benign."

I pray to Og that you don't agree with him on this point. But the fact that you find his honking the horn so innocuous makes me think you probably agree. Guess what? PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN ALARM CLOCKS, HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES, THEIR OWN SCHEDULES, AND DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR FRIEND FUCKING WITH THEIR LIVES.

I know this is kind of a lame pitting because 1) it's just so fucking easy, no one is going to come to your defense and 2) you seem to at least WANT your friend to stop doing what he's doing, even if it means a few less laughs for you.

But damn. You just rub me the wrong way. So, Diamonds02, come on down and explain to us all why you think it's so goddamn funny what you and your friend are doing.

And also, for fuck's sake, of course it's illegal. Nearly all cities have noise ordinances that you would be violating. As well as the fact that horns are supposed to be used in emergencies ONLY, and there are almost always laws to that fact.

Wow, that's a really robust reaction! Chill dude

I must admit though, I'll sleep through anything. I've slept through 1. earthquakes 2. NYE gunshots fired by meth-necks. 3. Friends having loud BDSM in the next room in a lodge during a camping trip. etc. etc. etc. I doubt some car horn going off would wake me. I guess I don't know what it's like.

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Originally Posted by gallows fodder

I seem to recall that she has said she's on the autism spectrum, if that explains any of her unusual behavior or posting style. Or else she was raised by a wire-mesh mother.

When did I say that? No, I'm not on the AS spectrum that I know of.

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Originally Posted by ugly ripe tomato

Let's not forget that she's the one who brought us
Times when people act in stereotypical ways (and it cracks you up) and who thought it would be teh epic funny to make stinky fake-farts in a crowded public place.

Apparently she not only looks like a 14 year old boy, she's got the same sense of humor.

I hope monstro is reading this. I'm glad that her seeing butch dykes makes fried chicken and grape sody come out her nose. And yes, I find it funny when gays/lesbians act in stereotypical ways, too. I can laugh at myself.

Farts are funny as hell. I thank God that he blessed us with such ability! It's a great equalizer. Everyone from the one-tooth hobo making art forms pissing in the snow for 50 cents to the uptight sorority girl who wears a Lily Pulitzer dress matching her duvet FARTS. Even you, drew.

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Originally Posted by Bob Ducca

Just an aside, I wonder if VogueVixen follows Diamonds02's Tumblr.

???

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Originally Posted by drewtwo99

Haha, I like it

So far we know that Diamonds02 is racist, likes to make other people smell farts (even though she thinks her own farts don't smell very bad), and thinks it's hilarious when her friend blasts his horn early in the morning.

I'm thinking that Diamonds02 must believe she has a special secret-agent level "license to be an asshole" privilege, and not just your average everyday class C asshole license that most assholes have.

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Originally Posted by BigT

For the record, I have yet to see any of the obvious signs of Asperger's syndrome in Diamonds02's posts. AFAIK, finding humor in being an asshole is not an Asperger's thing.

Yep, I am such an asshole and sociopath! I should be locked up and have my brain examined by those highly radioactive scan machines.

I take plastic forks from Deli's in the grocery store, without buying food there! I set off illegal fireworks! I stared at my professor's legs while she advised me on my academics, in grad school! I even masturbate!

Oh me oh my, what a menace to society am I!

ladyfoxfyre · #30 12-13-2011, 04:25 PM

You're not a menace, you're just kind of a moron.

Bob Ducca · #31 12-13-2011, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Ducca

Just an aside, I wonder if VogueVixen follows Diamonds02's Tumblr.

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

???

Not really about you, but VogueVixen is our resident 40+ year old Justin Bieber fanatic, and well, I couldn't help but think of this Tumblr after hearing that you are a self-described "butch lesbian that looks like a 14-year old boy."

Miller · #32 12-13-2011, 05:11 PM

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Strident provokee is both strident and easily provoked.

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Guinastasia · #33 12-13-2011, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jayjay

It's not a comment about genuine Asperger's sufferers. It's a comment about the vast mass of people who self-diagnose as Asperger's and then use it as an excuse for being an asshole.

Hell, actually having Aspergers isn't a license for being a dick.

Morbo · #34 12-13-2011, 06:08 PM

Fart OP died: lack of interest - troll harder!
Rascist/Fat People/Poor people OP locked: too much - troll softer!
Wake everyone up by honking OP: just right? ... ... Success! Pit Thread! Attention!

Bryan Ekers · #35 12-13-2011, 06:17 PM

I have to admit, I might find the activity mildly amusing if it was done by a fictional character who was already over-the-top in assholery, but if I actually knew someone who did this for real, I'd have no problem disassociating myself from him, as life is too short to hang out with such people.

ugly ripe tomato · #36 12-13-2011, 07:11 PM

No, actually, I don't find nut shots and fart jokes amusing. The world is far more interesting when we're all different!

Cat Whisperer · #37 12-13-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

<snip>
Yep, I am such an asshole and sociopath! I should be locked up and have my brain examined by those highly radioactive scan machines.<snip>

That's a good start.

Shagnasty · #38 12-13-2011, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Diamonds02

Wow, I was not expected to be pitted for such an innocuous comment. Really, I just said "I find it funny as hell" as something in the passing, you know?

Yeah, it's kind of jerkish to get a laugh out of someone's expense, but who doesn't? Don't we all laugh at guys getting kicked in the crotch?

It wasn't innocuous. Being woken up by somebody as a recreational sport is incredibly destructive if you have small children, health problems, work the night shift or any number of things that sociopaths never think or care about. The thing that is amazing is that you seem to have the humor and social skills of a 12 year old boy and yet you find the need to post here regularly. There are lots of people like you out there unfortunately but you won't find many here. Shoo, flee, go back to your tribe.

I don't laugh at farts or guys getting kicked in the crotch either. Fuck America's Funniest Home Videos as well while we are at it. It is juvenile and cheap humor and should have no place among people in the First World. One involves a basic body function and the other involves extreme pain and the potential for having a man's reproductive hopes dashed. There is nothing there that anyone but an imbecile would find funny about that. How would you like it if someone slipped you a tampon filled with Drano? Hilarious right?

People here do have a well developed sense of humor but it just isn't compatible with yours. I know your grandmother just told you to agree with negative things that people say so that they just roll right off of you. Bad advise. You really should listen to some of the criticism sometimes because you really are that screwed up and will have to address it at some point.

Pazu · #39 12-13-2011, 10:42 PM

Well, at least this thread has provided answers to another of Diamonds02's perennial questions.

drewtwo99 · #40 12-13-2011, 11:17 PM

not that I want to come to Diamonds02's defense, but somebody evidently just farted and all the guys around the room erupted with laughter as if it was the funniest thing in the world.

Fart humor is pretty universal, though I can't think of a time when I actually laughed at a fart in real life, or had the urge to fart in a public place.

Fart jokes on TV can be funny if executed well.

Cat Whisperer · #41 12-13-2011, 11:29 PM

Farts are always funny. Diamonds and her friend are still jerks.

Vinyl Turnip · #42 12-13-2011, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan Ekers

I have to admit, I might find the activity mildly amusing if it was done by a fictional character who was already over-the-top in assholery, but if I actually knew someone who did this for real, I'd have no problem disassociating myself from him, as life is too short to hang out with such people.

Man, that is one fancy-pants way to say "fuck THAT shit!"

Eonwe · #43 12-14-2011, 07:44 AM

People who are assholes to others just because they can get away with it are never funny. They're just assholes.

It's like thinking it's a hoot when your friends throw eggs at cars. "Hahaha! Did you see how much you scared/angered/inconvenienced those people? You sure are hilarious!"

tdn · #44 12-14-2011, 07:52 AM

Meh, I like her. I don't think that she's an asshole or a jerk.

But she does need to grow up.

drewtwo99 · #45 05-08-2012, 05:41 PM

I know this is a several months old thread now, but I just had to update it for Diamonds02's most recent hijinx... her plan to steal flowers, re-pot them, and then sell them for a profit.

Seriously Diamonds.... seriously -_-

This might even top the honking thing. Going around and stealing people's flowers to sell them to make a profit?

Phèdre nó Delaunay · #46 05-08-2012, 05:51 PM

I hope that "friend" has an emergency at 3 a.m. but the emergency response can't get there because they are all too tired after having gotten no sleep because of jerks like that.

Eliahna · #47 05-08-2012, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by drewtwo99

I know this is a several months old thread now, but I just had to update it for Diamonds02's most recent hijinx... her plan to steal flowers, re-pot them, and then sell them for a profit.

Seriously Diamonds.... seriously -_-

This might even top the honking thing. Going around and stealing people's flowers to sell them to make a profit?

Link?