ineedthetruth are you a troll?

ineedthethruth has initiated a total of seven threads during his year and a half as a registered user here.

#1 - Root canal
#2 - Growth concerns
#3 - Testosterone supplements impact on voice
#4 - Root canals part deux
#5 - Kissed by a girl with cold sores
#6 -Anal rape mystery
#7 - Stranger danger and being cut

He initiates most of these threads with serious health concerns about the situation that he has been put in.

There are normally several admonitions by responders to the thread, for him to go see a doctor. These recommendations are normally dismissed as he has already diagnosed himself, and wants validation from others of his own self diagnosis. So some respondents fulfill his wish and validate his self diagnosis with numerous eye-rolls. Which in order to continue the thread, ineedthetruth will begin to play the counter argument that maybe he is wrong, and will someone please just tell him what to do.

Two of these threads have been closed by mods based upon the exhaustiveness of the responses.

So dear boy are you just being a bit cheeky with us?

For values of “serious” ranging from “mildly worrisome” to “preposterously paranoid.”

I am no where near a troll. These are all legitimate concerns if you read them.

I give him a B minus as a troll. His threads lack that special something extra, that “plus it up” factor.

Dude if I was a troll I could do better than those trust me. Those are all real concerns and I think if you read each thread you will see that. Some people might say I am paranoid and maybe its a true a little. But every post has a legit reason behind it. I did research on all of it and yes some of it may seem unlikely. But each situation is a real concern.

Difficulty differentiating hemorrhoids versus pain from stealth anal rape was a tad much. B-

How am I suppose to know what anal rape feels like? I have no experience with that. I mean I had a deep pain…a weird pain that I don’t think I have experienced before. I have experienced pain in that area after drinking before but not as deep and constant as that. It was not unbearable or anything…just an annoyance. I could still walk and sit fine.

I doubt I was raped but I guess I will never know for sure. I mean surely I would have woken up during anal rape and remember it.

Do I have to spell everything out for you? In order to know what anal rape feels like, you have to have a rapist rape your anus. I imagine you can find somebody willing and able to do the job on Craigslist.

No, no, no.

He doesn’t need to see “the rapists”. He needs to see “therapists”. That extra space can be a real bugger.

Fortunately, the world’s first analyst and therapist is exactly who needs to be consulted on a case like this. Here’s his business card.

Actually, I read recently that Craigslist is trying to clean that stuff up. Although I’d imagine other sources will try to fill that (as well as the OP’s) void.

:stuck_out_tongue:

At least in these parts, corn is in season. (Hold the butter)

Come to think of it, I can solve all of INeedTheTruth’s problems. He’s worried that the possible anal rape, and a recent cut inflicted by a stranger may have exposed him to HIV. What he needs to do is find somebody who is HIV positive and take a pint or two of blood and drink it. Now, some may say that a transfusion is called for. But, he’s not a doctor and shouldn’t be messing around with needles.

There, he’ll be HIV positive for sure and won’t need to worry anymore.

Why are you fighting Gods’ plan? If you keep doing so things will only get worse. It is in your best interest to submit to his plan for you or else he might have you get anus raped again.

I submit to Gods’ plan specifically because I do not want to get analy raped or stabbed by a gay junkie.

What kind of beast are you? The butter provides the lubrication! :stuck_out_tongue:

Ohhh! So it gets soft!

Caesin is not dairy free, you fuckers!

hee!

Ineedthetruth may deserve a low rating as a troll, but he’s totally worth it for people responding to him. thumbs up

I’m not sure whether I should be offended or flattered that you seem to believe we are all experts on anal rape.