Real Thread Titles That Look Like Spam

Thanks to the machines getting closer and closer to sentience, this board is now being infested by spam threads with real-sounding names.

They’re being reported and banished as quickly as possible, of course. But what about real threads with slightly awkward titles, but genuine posts with genuine topics.

How Much Weight Are You Going To Lose By Thanksgiving?

TSA Master Keys Leaked

Elizabeth II surpassing Victoria

Convince me to go to Amsterdam

What other threads are you nervously scanning for streaming sports events?

Real Thread Titles that Look Like Spam

That’s because they’re copying real thread titles.

The usual thread titles are either random/semi-random word strings or badly translated attempts at a real title.