I eat Crow; it tastes like suck

Now that you’ve eaten Crow, you need to move on to Tom Servo, Gypsy, and Mike.

(Ooooh, can’t forget Cambot.)

The thread title said something about eating crow. Actually it was a raven. Can’t you guys ever keep those two straight?

Not after this thread. Or rather I should say, “Nevermore”.

“You want to eat suck? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE SUCK!”

Does anyone else remember crystal suck? That was so painful when it came out.

Heh. Now that image sucks. We shan’t go into taste.

Perhaps you should see a doctor.

Remember the suck wars of the ‘70’s?

Remember the suck challenge, where you’d do a blindfolded test to see which suck you liked better (I personally never understood how anyone couldn’t tell the difference between the two sucks)?

Remember:
If we give up now, then the terrorists already suck!

Suck is PEOPLE!

Yes, let’s get back to the OP. Perhaps he is in the 80% of the world that dislikes the taste of suck?

I’d like to buy the world a suck and keep it company.

smiling bandit
Speak for yourself. I love eating Crow

Finally, a corporate philosophy I can really agree with!

Ooohh, I’m telling Lance.

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this thread both sucks AND blows at the same time.

bandit, no apology is necessary, but it is very big of you to offer one which I accept unreservedly, and apologise in turn for for my own tone which was itself unnecessarily abrupt and mocking. Please do not avoid GD on this basis - I value your input, and passion is an essential element in worthwhile debate.

I hope the pressure in your life eases soon, friend.

Well, that sure sucked the air right out of *this * thread.

Meat and Bandit aren’t going to come to blows?

That sucks!

It’s the real suck!
Suck is it!
Have a suck and a smile!
I’m a sucker, he’s a sucker, she’s a sucker, wouldn’t you like to be a sucker too?

See, all suck needs is the right ad campaign and soon everybody will like suck.

This thread is a veritable coaxial vacuum cleaner.