I heard that in a .wav file from the South Park movie, and I just had to use it somewhere.
Thanks for your time.
<font face =“century gothic” size=5>You, sir, are a human carbuncle.
You lead us all on with an interesting topic title like this one, and it turns out to be the lame-ass post of an incontinent squirrel molester such as your own sorry self.
Go play in traffic, swine.</font>
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
I agree! You wasted a good post space (not to mention quote) on some ridiculous WANT to say that. Thanks for being a total waste of space.
I think there’s a near infinite supply of post space, but I really thought you were going to rip heatherlee a new one, and now you’ve gone and got daniel shouting again.
Revtim, should you, by some bizzare twist of fate, be nibbled to death by a Muscovy duck, rest assured that no one will shed a tear.
A perfectly good arrow, shot into thin air.
Grrr.
You, madam or sir, are a teratomatic paramecium swimming through the gonorrheally infected fallopian tubes of a genetically-modified-cheese-eating, crack-sniffing, Donahue-watching, gangrenous strumpet.
Damn, Matt, I bow before your flamage !(Is that a word ? )
Everyone else’s were pretty good too.
But that one is a classic. I am humbled
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
To those whose pathetic “flames” (if you can grace those dog-sperm dribblings with that moniker) were aimed at me, I cordially invite you to blow me while I shit, you ass-plundering, frozen tampon popsicle sucking, yak felching cockmasters.
Now that’s more like it!
This space for rent.
Quite simply, if you weren’t such an ignorant individual that claims to be a part of homosapiens rather than the product of its reversed process of its evolution, you would have had the sense not to put such an obviously provoking thread out in the forum.
Been waiting for the opportunity to toss this at someone – this seems the appropriate time and place:
“Oh [insert name], you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.”
That’s from a movie. “Time Bandits”, maybe. Ain’t it great?!
Uncle fucker!! Waste my valuable time… uh, wait, um… ok, I’m slacking off, but you’re still a dirty rotten shitbag, uncle fucker.
Sincerely,
Engineerboy
Gobble my crank, scrote licker!
If I had been just a little bit faster than your family dog, then I’d be your daddy.
You, sir, are an example of why animals eat their young.
Now piss off, you dingleberry chewing, toe cheese sucking, roller feltching, crack smoking, “I’ll blow you for a McNugget” saying, Eric Estrada fantasizing over, one chromosome missing, can’t-get-laid-with-an-inflatable-date-looking, skidmark.
That was fun! Thanks!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
You sir are a boner-biting, flatulance huffing, Ron Jeremy butt-crack sniffing, knob gobbling, ass-lizard licking, urinal cake tasting, wookiee raping, smegma sucking, ass pimple popping, nut hair weaving, sphincter stretching, shit corn eater.
<font face=“comic sans ms” size=5>Revtim: you are well known as an EWOK MOLESTER. And there is nothing lower than somebody who can tolerate THOSE little bastards. Except for Ewoks themselves that is…
Oh, No.
OH, NOOOOO!!! IT CAN’T BE! IT’S TOO HORRIBLE!
REVTIM IS A GODDAMM EWOK!!! And he’s sleeping with Jar-Jar, too. Now that’s REALLY tacky!</font>
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
Shoe-polish smellin’ motherfuckers.
You should all be saving this shit for when you need it.
At least I’m not an HTML abuser…
matt_mcl wrote:
Hey! Paramecia don’t infect strumpets!
Felch your uncle after Rush Limbaugh fucks him, you withered, grotesque excuse for a specious pseudoflagellate excrescence on a guano-covered platypus’s arse! pauses for breath
I really have to object to all you clowns abusing yer poor old UncleBeer like that.
That’s it, yer all outta the will.
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.