Good! There’ll be less estate tax to pay that way.
What estate, UncleBeer? We all know you pawned the family flugelhorn for cheap gin & lottery tickets years ago.
And we all know what kind of abuse you enjoy, Revtim. That’s why you’re going blind, douchebag.
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
Rev, how you know what a urinal cake tastes like?
Boy, oought to be some sermon come sunday.
Revtim’s Thanksgiving Day turkey was stuffed with urinal cakes, that’s how he knows.
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
No Daniel, I stuffed my turkey with normal stuffing, right after I finished stuffing your mom, you splooge-smeared, shit-stained felch straw.
Um … let’s see … uh, “Eat poopie flambee and expire, you, you, you poopie flambee eater!”
Howzat?
Dang, I haven’t heard such an efflorescence of language since my Uncle Don caught his hose in the Hoover. But I’m afraid I came in the middle of the conversation. What made everyone so mad?
You came in the middle of …
Er …
No. NO. I am not gonna touch that one. Nope. Un-uh. Not gonna.
old_prodigy, you know how some people start arguing over some dumb little thing, like what to watch on TV, and it escalates? Then they realize that they are screaming profanities at each other over nothing, and let it go?
Those guys are wrong. They weren’t insulting each over nothing. It started with something, albeit small and stupid.
Fucking lightweights.
We didn’t even need a small stupid thing.
<font face=“coimic sans ms” size=4>“Small stupid thing”.
Isn’t that your nickname with all the ladies, Revtim?
And has that nasty skin rash of your cleared up yet? Did the penecillin help? Or is it really leporsy, like the vet said?</font>
Is an appreciation of beauty a function of the human soul?
{{Dang, I haven’t heard such an efflorescence of language since my Uncle Don caught his hose in the Hoover.}}
I’m saving this one for an appropriate situation.
Lynn the Packrat
Well Daniel, that sure isn’t what your mom calls me. She also assures me that I’m hung much better than you; I’m wondering how she knows?
And I wish you wouldn’t bring up the rash, your mom has apologized profusely for giving it to me. I’ve forgiven her, why can’t you?
Revtim wrote:
Because she saw those pictures of you in Blue Boy?
(Sorry, Daniel, I couldn’t resist jumping in ahead of you on this one. 
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Since Revtim’s case of the crotch crickets keeps him hopping around anyway; one more person jumping won’t hurt anything, I guess.
<font face=“copperplate gothic bold” size=5>Revtim: you are a simonist, gobshite, amaddon, queerhawk, mollycoddle,steamer,bowsie, and spy.</font>
And those are your better points. If you don’t understand some of the above insults, it proves that you’re something that’s 10,000x worse than all of the above put together; i.e.not irish.
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Back to the OP… Did you notice in SP The Movie, that Big, Gay Al’s piano player in the USO number was playing a piano made by “Felcher” & Son?
So fuck all y’all.
thinksnow, I can’t believe you resurrected this. I guess that it only goes to show that you are a:
<deep breath>
ass sweat drinking, blister sucking, diseased-cheetah raping, baby drop-kicking, Germanic-fish-porn viewing, bathtub-full-of-shit bathing, grandma-lusting-after, sweaty, oily, scrotum-ish, maker of crappy milkshakes!
<collapses into a heap>
Or maybe he’s just a weenie.
Hey, sometimes the complicated insults aren’t the best ones…
Now this deserved to be spared. :rolleyes:
I’ve been waiting for a suffiently pointless thread to ask this in, and I don’t think I could find a better thread than this one:
thinksnow: Is your name “think snow” or “thinks now?”