Were I not so repulsed by the putrescent ideological carcass from which you and your necrofelching schizonts feed…
That’s all I got so far.
Yeah, those formula insults about exotic animals, diseases, and arses were good in their day, but they’re getting old.
Ya fuckers!
Yeah, well, my Dad could beat up YOUR Dad! So HA! EAT IT!
[sub]poop head…[/sub]
Yeah? Yeah??? Well, you’re a… you’re… you’re a DOUBLE poop head. And I used biggerer letters than you did. And you’ve got double poop head germs. And… and… and I’m not gonna play anymore! 
Reviving this thread? Ha! You dim-witted toilet-full of embarrassing pimple squeezings.
My dear fellow, I’ll have you know I’m damned proud of my pimple squeezings, that you very much!
I agree. I currently prefer the Jarbaby method, whereby you combine a “bad” word with a tool or kitchen device.
Examples:
assblender
spunkladle
shitlathe
etc…
Oooo yeah. Turdgrinder. I like it.
Snow, my little Smurfsmoker, snow.
That’s what I thought. And I don’t smoke Smurfs. I snort them in a powdered form.
Oh goody, a thread to practice your insulting skills. Cool !
[sup]Now let’s see if I have this right, first, attract the attention of the target[/sup]
Ostie de câlisse, de tabarnak, de sacrament, d’enfant d’putain d’viarge ! You scatocephalic, inbred, abortion afterbirth…
[sup]Hmmmm, not enough, need a little something more. HAHA, I got it ![/sup]
You diseased aardvark-felcher.
[sup]Yeah, that’s the ticket.Now, to the reason for the invective[/sup]
YOU dare revive this thread after all the complaints about the lack of bandwith and the slownness of the server.
[sup]Better be careful with that type of argument, it can backfire, after all I am also posting in that thread[/sup]
You sir/madam/fido are showing less common sense and intellectual honesty than a truckload of manure…
[sup]Maybe I should go oceanographical, let’s see…[/sup]
You have demonstrated that your IQ is lower than that of whale shit…
[sup]Naaah, let’s stay agricultural. Now, for the closing, perhaps ?[/sup]
With this action you have shown why televangelists and telemarketers are ashame to associate with you. Your father should have put a stain on the mattress instead of one on the planet.
[sup]Weak, very weak ending, I still need to polish these skills. Oh well, practice makes perfect…[/sup] [sub]as detop leaves with is head hanging in shame.[/sub]
I hope no one spent too much time thinking up insults for this thread. Sheesh. -shakes head- I believe The Spark has a downloadable “Diss Machine” (or some such name). You press a button and TADA you get a nifty little insult, all made up for you and everything. Some of you could use something like that.
Whatever happened to peace and love?
- Smile on your brother, everybody get together
Try to love one another right now… *
Or,
- All you need is love, love…love is all you need…*
Hm.
it only occurred to me just a couple days ago that it might possibly have been “thinks now.” glad to hear i was right in the first place. thanks Miller.
Originally posted by Searching For Truth:
The Shakespeare Diss Machine, thou mangled boil-brained horn-beast. 
“Sir/madam/fido”… heh 
What the fuck is that shit about? “Thanks Miller.” Like Miller figured out some great mystery so something.
Listen, you cock flosser, you’ve been around long enough to have seen me answer this question a few times, but no, you have to come in here, to this thread and spout off, like a syphilitic anus, that you “knew it” all along and then, and this is shows what a festering horse scrote you are, you have the nerve, nay, the gall to thank someone else. I hope you get gang-banged by a team of prairie midget clowns.
And detop, you unoriginal bastard, thanks for showing up. Didja strain anything coming up with all those purty wurds? I was reviving threads before you ever heard of The Straight Dope, so don’t you come in here, flapping your cock holster, grasping at straws in your attempt at some sort of intellectual assualt. And what the hell is wrong with you, posting that foreign language mess here, like that means jack to shit, like you’re some big-headed insult-a-tronic taking a break from the rigors of your normal life. <pfft> I don’t know why I waste my time…
[sub]I love you guys[/sub]
You miserable waste of proteins, don’t you dare speak like this to me ! The simple fact that you choose to demonstrate your sigle use of your brain for keeping a constant distant between your ears by reviving unworthy threads is only surpassed by your reveling in your intellectual inadequacies as revealed by your lack of will to expand your vocabulary.
Vous, monsieur, êtes un enculé !
[sub]Love you too guys ![/sub]
Douchebag.
It’s single, you cockdrill.
Yes, I knew that, I was wondering if you did, what with your use of “distant” rather than distance while attempting to demean me…well, let’s just take another look, shall we?
I believe this is called Guaderes Law. TYVM. HAND.