Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back.

What’s the rudest word you know?

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These can’t be real? Right? Link

Ask the Troll.

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Shodan

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Jesus Christ IS the Lord and you shall burn in Hell if you forsake him! (crossposted in EVERY forum)

OMG! Type NYC into MS Word and switch to webdings! Conspiracy!

Tell the people on this other message board that I post on what a bunch of dorks they are.

[Fellow Poster], your private email to me totally crossed the line! Dopers, take sides!

I love to declaw cats

I was an ass to freaky slut at school. But I really like her. How big a jerk was I?

List all the CIA undercover operatives you know – by name.

I’m leaving and never coming back because I hate everyone of you and the Mods are all against me and besides the CIA is after me so I’m going to go join Al Queda and kill Americans

Arson now!

Can you think of something that is too mundane and pointless to post?

So there’s not such thing as a “stupid question”? Oh yeah? Check this one out…

Use this thread to add to your post count. Just post. No content required.

I can’t believe I just did this. :smack:

Glad I wasn’t the only one… :stuck_out_tongue:

“Does anyone live near [________], and like beating people up?”

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“I need creative revenge suggestions”

“I can’t think of anything- use this thread to pit something you don’t like”

“This place is a f***ing clique!”

“Is it OK to steal something if I think the price is too high?”

Aquaman’s a dick.

How many different names do you post under?

This Board is so good, the Reader should charge more!

Someone look at these naked photos of my 8 year old daughter and tell me if they’re pornographic link

How to break the copyright protection on any DVD in the world

Cecil is real! Ed Zotti is a pseudonym!

Ancient Torah code proves Israel behind terrorist attacks

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I Need Legal Advice About Suing a Doper For Bad Medical Advice

Semprini.
I just had lunch with Tuba and think she is really cute.

So what are the three words ending in -gry?

And while we’re at it, who is the coolest/cutest/most obnoxious Doper?