A Rare "Double Quadruple Fuckwit" goes to the deBruyn family of North Bonneville, WA

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*NORTH BONNEVILLE, Wash. - A man accused of using a stun gun on a 79-year-old relative told KATU News Thursday he’s not sorry about the incident.

Aaron deBruyn, 26, is accused of using a Taser on his wife’s grandmother Wednesday morning after he got into a fight with her regarding the spanking of his infant son*
http://www.katu.com/news/5364616.html

I award Aaron a Quadruple Fuckwit for this one. Count 1 for tasering Granny. Count 2 for spanking a baby. Count 3 for not being sorry. Count 4 for being a smarmy little prick.

I also award a Quadruple Fuckwit to his wife, Caroline. Count 1 for siding with hubby for tasering her grandmother. Count 2 for allowing her baby to be spanked. Count 3 for marrying a smarmy little prick. Count 4 for this quote:

“It was only for one or two seconds, and then she was screaming mad again,” Caroline deBruyn said. Later, things calmed down.

I hope Aaron is convicted, sentenced to the 1 year allowable by law, and spends that year getting slapped around by day and pounded in the ass each and every night.

Caroline should be spayed. Bitch is just too dumb to breed.

Double Quadruple Fuckwits.

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This one has got to be fake. My jaw will not return to its upright position.

She stood by him after he tasered her grandma. If he ever leaves her, she’s got the beginnings of one hell of a novelty song.

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[QUOTE=saoirse]
She stood by him after he tasered her grandma. If he ever leaves her, she’s got the beginnings of one hell of a novelty song.
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“I was drunk the day I hit my grandma with a taser…”

Nah. Not enough trains.

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[QUOTE=jsgoddess]
“I was drunk the day I hit my grandma with a taser…”

Nah. Not enough trains.
[/QUOTE]

Has to have a video.
Start with a headline montage, then

Second line: “So I jumped in front of a speeding train”

<cut to Victory Boogie scene in Ewok Village>

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Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

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[QUOTE=Muffin]
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!
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That is the next level, the Double Quintuple Fuckwit one.

Sadly, I would not be surprised if they reach it (milking it in the crash TV circuit) in a few months.

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[QUOTE=jsgoddess]
Nah. Not enough trains.
[/QUOTE]
Or rain, or pickup trucks, or prison…

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[QUOTE=Robot Arm]
Or rain, or pickup trucks, or prison…
[/QUOTE]

*Won’t need my truck while I’m in prison.

Thats where they send ya quick as a laser,
When all you’ve done is hit grandma with a taser.

Won’t come inside when it rains
cuz all I got is shit for brains.

Please tell my wife to feed the dog.
She’s 'bout as smart as a frog.*

:smiley:

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Grandma can probably take steps to be safe.
I want to see a court order keeping him 300 yards from the baby he thought it was OK to spank.

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[QUOTE=tomndebb]
Grandma can probably take steps to be safe.
I want to see a court order keeping him 300 yards from the baby he thought it was OK to spank.
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That’s what I was thinking when I heard this story. What in hell would you spank a 7-month old for? And to what end? What a moron.

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It’s not quite clear from the article whether he had spanked the baby. It’s possible they got into an argument about whether spanking was going to be used at all in the child’s upbringing. But yes, if he hit a 7-month old, that’s pretty bad.

I hope he suffers an appropriate legal punishment. I hope he is not the victim of large numbers of crimes whilst in custody.

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[QUOTE=jsgoddess]

“I was drunk the day I hit my grandma with a taser…”

Nah. Not enough trains.
[/QUOTE]

BWAHAHAHAHA! :smiley:

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[QUOTE=hawthorne]
It’s not quite clear from the article whether he had spanked the baby. It’s possible they got into an argument about whether spanking was going to be used at all in the child’s upbringing. But yes, if he hit a 7-month old, that’s pretty bad.
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I was thinking the same thing. He does seem dumb enough to spank an infant though.

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At least he didn’t taser it.

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[QUOTE=hawthorne]
It’s not quite clear from the article whether he had spanked the baby. It’s possible they got into an argument about whether spanking was going to be used at all in the child’s upbringing. But yes, if he hit a 7-month old, that’s pretty bad.
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I could definitely see someone who would taser his grandma also being someone who would spank a 7-month-old.

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]

Double Quadruple Fuckwits.
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I never thought I’d live to see the day that some poor schlubs drew a
Double Quadruple Fuckwit !

Poor bastards :smiley:

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Maybe this will be next weeks headline:
Ticked Grandma totals taser toting turd with tire tool!

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[QUOTE=Sarahfeena]
That’s what I was thinking when I heard this story. What in hell would you spank a 7-month old for? And to what end?
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The rear end, probably.
But, why spank an infant when you can taser it?
:rolleyes:

How’s about the whole family head over to Dr. Marvin Monroe’s for some family counseling?

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Yeah, I’m sure this particular guy is an idiot and major asshole… but some days, tasering an inlaw sounds really damned appealing.

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Ah hah, it’s all clear now. Tasering Grandma was the cause of the mysterious crispy cleavage.

Mmm, them ancient dugs was all crispy and oily and delectable, just like a well-roasted duck breast.