Is it covered in rock like the rest of his skin? Does it work? I mean, he’s got to be able to pee at least, right? Would it tear a woman apart? Have they ever covered this in the comics?
I recall he had a long-lasting love interest, Alicia Masters, but I don’t recall any Thinglings.
Dude, that isn’t even the most intriguing dick** in his own supergroup**. Mr. Fantastic could ream Sue out from the next room. You didn’t think his superhero name referred to his crime-fighting prowess, did you?
And if part of his skin is chiselled off his upper body, does it grow back, or will he always have a chip on his shoulder?
(A somewhat-related side note - I’m glad they’ve started drawing bulges on the boy heroes. It was awfully weird-looking for all these manly men to be running around in tights with blank spaces where their crotch should be.)
In the Fantastic Four anniversary special (which was a story about Reed and Sue’s wedding anniversary), Sue turns to Reed at one point and tells him ‘You have the best superpower ever.’
Not to interrupt the hilarious joke-fest, but I always figured the Thing had no dick, and that’s why he was always trying to get turned back into Ben Grimm.