National Oral Sex Day

[Ronald_C.Semone]

Now that National Pi/Pie Day, March 14 (3/14), is almost here, is it too early to lobby for making June 9 (6/9) National Oral Sex Day?

[kayaker]

Why not make every day National Oral Sex Day?

I’m kayaker, and I approve of this message

[KennerTheGreat]

What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions?

[Rafe_Hollister]

“Why is 77 better than 69?”
“Because you get 8 (ate) more!”

So I’ll celebrate on July 7.

[uncle_squeegee]

And if you can’t wait until June, there’s the 8th of May.

[Waffle_Decider]

Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@KennerTheGreat

What happens on September 6 (9/6)? Do we switch positions?

No, you roll over and shit in each other’s hair.

[howye]

@Lord_Ashtar

No, you roll over and shit in each other’s hair.

I don’t wait for September to do that.

[tumbleddown]

I’m preferential to the First of May, myself.

[cantara]

You’re too late for March 10. That is Julian day 69. I suppose that day gets messed up by leap years.

We…er…celebrated anyway.

[JFLuvly]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Don’t be so loud, I’ve got my wife convinced it’s everyday.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Waffle_Decider

Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.

This.

[Deanna_D]

June 9. Got it. It’s on my calendar, and I promise to do my part!

[Electronic_Chaos]

@Waffle_Decider

Actually, I thought March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.

I suppose we could merge the two days and make it Steak & Kidney Pi and BJ day.

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

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That’s my younger brother’s birthday.

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