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Maybe it’s 'cause I just read another thread about Craigslist m4m but… Every one of those offerings sounds dirty.
“Hobbit Hole breakfast”, “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”, “Shire sausage”, “Hobbit Slam”, “Lonely Mountain Treasure”, “Ring Burger”…
I feel like I just read an LOTR slash fic.
Oh good, it’s not just me.
One burger to make you fat,
One burger to fill them all
One burger to bring them all
and in cholesterol bind them
I am all over that Shire Sausage Skillet!
Great minds and all.
shudder
(And I have to say, go marketing and awareness and ad campaigns and all, but shit, the older I get, the more crass all this seems. “throw a character name on it, snip a screen-shot, and off we go into more money!”
Gah - I’m getting old.
I do not believe I will read three funnier words today than “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”.
I’ll admit, I had a good chuckle from this.
On one hand, it’s such a cheesy and sell-out disrespectful cash-grab that it’s almost not to be believed. And on the other hand, it’s so delightfully smarmy and inappropriate that it’s hard to not approve wholeheartedly.
Second Breakfast at Denny’s…
Good grief.
Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies? 
Thanks, Astro, I just woke the house.
This campaign makes me sad.
Makes me hungry.
I’m going in a different direction, and assuming that Second Breakfast at Denny’s is an appropriate follow-on to Breakfast at Tiffany’s (especially when breakfast at Tiffany’s is basically a donut and a cup of coffee). So, to the tune of Moon River:
Moons over My Hammy
Ham and eggs and cheese
I’ll have the hash browns, please
With that…
And that’s where the writer’s block kicks in. HELP!
That sausage looked WAY too big to be from the Shire.
I liked this comment: “What has he got lodged in his colonses?”
Me third …
Where’s the pipeweed?
mrAru just chimed in that the shire skillet looks good to him … :rolleyes:
What the heck is the “lonely mountain treasure”??? Some kind of bread?
Hey now I love me some Dennys! Pancakes, waffles, greasy damn bacon. Cheap…
Love it:p
What’s in the Hobbit Hole Breakfast? 
I recognize the bacon & hashbrowns, but what the hell are those cheesy looking bread things?
Looks like a box without hinges, key, or lid on a bagel.
This has to be one of the funniest things I have yet encountered.
I MUST share this with my geek friends… as soon as they awake today.
Gandalf’s Gobble Melt?
…
Really?
Bwaahahahaha
Please note: The* Hobbit* themed menu will be available beginning November 6th. Whether you plan to drop by to scoff or to scarf…
(I’ll bite!)