1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO

[dogbutler]

@Chefguy

Walked into that one with no hard hat on, didn’t I?

@iiandyiiii

If you need a hard hat, you’re not doing it right.

Or he’s doing it real right. Kinky, but right.

[Ambivalid]

I don’t think the OP should google “ATM”…“kinky”. :eek:

[1jow]

Thanks for all the replies. This can be a hard lesson when you get burned and it takes a year to clear. I always thought A Good Old Fashion Job Was Enough but I feel it has changed. Are the extras related to a certain age group since my bad experience was in my 20s vs no knowledge in my 60s.

[Stringbean]

So did you get gonorrhea or something?

To answer what I think was your question:

No, STD’s are pretty similar to what they were decades past. It’s best to wrap your tool if you’re porkin’ an unknown quantity…

[The_Second_Stone]

What exactly did you see son?

[panache45]

Because for some of us, it’s all we have.

[GrumpyBunny]

@Stringbean

So did you get gonorrhea or something?

To answer what I think was your question:

No, STD’s are pretty similar to what they were decades past. It’s best to wrap your tool if you’re porkin’ an unknown quantity…

Except that senior citizens are getting lots of STDs these days…

Numbers from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention show rapid increases in S.T.D.’s among older people. Between 2007 and 2011, chlamydia infections among Americans 65 and over increased by 31 percent, and syphilis by 52 percent.

Wrap that rascal. You can buy all kinds of condoms online if you don’t want to go to the drugstore. Also, check out dental dams. Never hurts to be prepared.

[GrumpyBunny]

@1jow

1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO?

Because we’re all dirty, dirty whores.

[stui_magpie]

@jimbuff314

“Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”

<Shudders. Violently.>

Yeah, but no tongue.

[Patch]

@The_Second_Stone

What exactly did you see son?

“If you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you.”

So… my guess is goatse.cx

[gaffa]

@Your_Great_Darsh_Face

Yes, oral sex is a real disease risk, in that it brings a nasty, poorly-sanitised, bacteria-laden and potentially infectious part of the human body in contact with someone’s genitals.

Brilliant! A perfectly constructed joke.

[An_Gadai]

3. should have been “Hi, Oral!!!”

[1jow]

I learned a tuff lesson doubled protected with condoms. I never dreamed of what was going on in the urban areas. I got a hint during my first experience after HS when my friend probably thought I had been exposed. We wore out my car’s seats in many dark areas as I was only to give her rides vs dating. The hint was to go as long as I wanted and as many times but with two condoms on, always came out before ejaculating and no kissing. That was “OUR” agreement 4 yrs before remaining as friends ONLY. Both of us knew this could be a life or death matter with our parents if any medical issues appeared.

In the Urban life, sex had no limits and I allowed too much to happen using my condoms in virginas Only. I feel the contact in other places and germs cost me a shot monthly and lab tests until the infection or whatever cleared. Thinking it was “gonorrhea or something” I went for testing and took any recent contacts with me or told them to get tested. I was referred to a specialist when the discharge reappeared w/o any sexual contact in days-weeks. After at least 6 monthly lab test and injections I was cleared.

Afterwards I d/n ask how I c/h contracted Prostatitis but the specialist assured me he could clear the discharge. I have not seen any symptoms since 1970 but felt the urban experiences played a part. After 1970 I slowed and only allowed sex in the right place “IMO” on her and me for my peace of mind.

[GrumpyBunny]

@1jow

I never dreamed of what was going on in the urban areas.

<snip>

In the Urban life, sex had no limits and I allowed too much to happen using my condoms in virginas Only.

I don’t know what “the urban areas” or “urban life” means. Is that sex with black people?

Nor have I ever heard of using a condom in virginias only. I don’t even have a guess as to what that might mean.

[Procrustus]

As a public service announcement, I feel compelled to point out that sex with “two condoms” is a very bad idea.

[Macca26]

@1jow

I never dreamed of what was going on in the urban areas.

<snip>

In the Urban life, sex had no limits and I allowed too much to happen using my condoms in virginas Only…

@GrumpyBunny

I don’t know what “the urban areas” or “urban life” means. Is that sex with black people?

Nor have I ever heard of using a condom in virginias only. I don’t even have a guess as to what that might mean.

Well, they do say “Virginia is for lovers”…
I think you should use condoms in all 50 states. Yep, even the non-contiguous ones. I’d even go so far as to use your condoms in other countries!

[simster]

@Procrustus

As a public service announcement, I feel compelled to point out that sex with “two condoms” is a very bad idea.

especially in virginia

[Fubaya]

Oh sweet mercy. Subscribed!

[flight]

@Procrustus

As a public service announcement, I feel compelled to point out that sex with “two condoms” is a very bad idea.

More likely they will tear, and no safer even if they don’t.

[GrumpyBunny]

@Procrustus

As a public service announcement, I feel compelled to point out that sex with “two condoms” is a very bad idea.

Unless he has two penises.