“Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”
You don’t know what a paternity test is, do you?*
How do you feel about drug cocktails?
Can I leave the environment suit on?
Ever been harpooned?*
*(Also works as a horrible pick-up line.)
“I’ll have the soup.”
Oh! That reminds me, sumo’s on TV today.
Did your girlfriend tell you I’m taking one for the team?
All the San Francisco Giants or all the New York Giants?
Hahaha!
(Or, in forumspeak: “I see what you did there.”)
RR
Hm. Yeah, can I get a refund?
Ah! Yeti!