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Emphasis mine… would this be in the hopes that you would insult her and she’d get out of the bath?
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I presume it’s to foster the notion that you didn’t see anything at all - not even enough to identify the person’s sex.
[QUOTE=USCDiver]
Emphasis mine… would this be in the hopes that you would insult her and she’d get out of the bath?
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I always interpreted it to mean “I did not see your feminine charms - I thought you were a man”. Which is why you back out too - to indicate that you are not overtly embarrassed by seeing a naked lady.
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I always interpreted it to mean “I did not see your feminine charms - I thought you were a man”. Which is why you back out too - to indicate that you are not overtly embarrassed by seeing a naked lady.
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Which begs the question: which is more insulting; having a man see your naughty bits or being mistaken for a man whilst naked?
[QUOTE=USCDiver]
Which begs the question: which is more insulting; having a man see your naughty bits or being mistaken for a man whilst naked?
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For Victorians? Having a man see your naughty bits; definitely. This was a society where the ankle was considered a risqué erogenous zone.
Got milk?
Nice suit. Did you get it for your birthday?
My goodness, am I overdressed?
Am I early for the Tupperware party?
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How do you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas?
(Points if you get the reference)
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Groucho Marx, A Night At the Opera
Honey, did you send in the car payment?
My wife. The only woman I’ve seen naked for a loooong time.
You know, I have this Really great way to keep your feet warm…wanna see?
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According to a Victorian etiquette guide I read about, should one accidentally surprise one’s hostess while she is in the bath, the correct response is to drop one’s eyes and back out of the room, while saying “I do beg your pardon, sir.”
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In modern times it is appropriate to shout out “CANNONBALL!” as a warning.
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In modern times it is appropriate to shout out “CANNONBALL!” as a warning.
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Like this?
Note: no naughty bits in view, but if you work with prudes, you might want to wait till you get home to view this.
I just got this spam, and it’s a lot more boring than this thread. It just says:
So don’t feel bad, NurseCarmen, you didn’t miss much.
Are they real?
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Are they real?
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And they’re spectacular!
Sorry, I have the hiccups of doom and they’ve kind of crippled my brain.
OK, Ms. Smith, you’re cleared for boarding. (God, I love this job…)
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
What can I do to ensure your continued nakedness?
Did you remember to pay the electricity bill?
Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit uuhhhhh … water buffalo.
So, how much do I owe you?