10 things to ask a naked woman

I presume it’s to foster the notion that you didn’t see anything at all - not even enough to identify the person’s sex.

I always interpreted it to mean “I did not see your feminine charms - I thought you were a man”. Which is why you back out too - to indicate that you are not overtly embarrassed by seeing a naked lady.

Which begs the question: which is more insulting; having a man see your naughty bits or being mistaken for a man whilst naked?

For Victorians? Having a man see your naughty bits; definitely. This was a society where the ankle was considered a risqué erogenous zone.

Got milk?

Nice suit. Did you get it for your birthday?

My goodness, am I overdressed?

Am I early for the Tupperware party?

Groucho Marx, A Night At the Opera

Honey, did you send in the car payment?

My wife. The only woman I’ve seen naked for a loooong time.

You know, I have this Really great way to keep your feet warm…wanna see?

In modern times it is appropriate to shout out “CANNONBALL!” as a warning.

Like this?
Note: no naughty bits in view, but if you work with prudes, you might want to wait till you get home to view this.

I just got this spam, and it’s a lot more boring than this thread. It just says:

So don’t feel bad, NurseCarmen, you didn’t miss much.

Are they real?

And they’re spectacular!

Sorry, I have the hiccups of doom and they’ve kind of crippled my brain.

OK, Ms. Smith, you’re cleared for boarding. (God, I love this job…)

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

What can I do to ensure your continued nakedness?

Did you remember to pay the electricity bill?

Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit uuhhhhh … water buffalo.

So, how much do I owe you?