What’s wrong, and why are you here?
What is the purpose of existence?
Wait, am I in the right thread?
Did you do the dishes ?
That’s mean
[Ricky]“Lucy! You got some ‘splaaainin’ to do!”[/Ricky]
Oh Og, Grandma escaped from the Home again
Reminds me of Marshall McLuhan. He would have said:
Fascinating! You’re wearing ME!
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(Or “US” if there are others included in the scene.)
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(Ditto from member
reference at top of post.)
“Oh look, the Empress has new clothes”
If chosen to serve, will you be ready on day one?
You know how to cook bacon?
Stand back - I know how big this gets! 
“You know you have very pretty eyes?”
Well, it could just as well been “hair” except that…
Actually, you could still get into trouble. be careful not to pause just before “eyes”
– Like this “…have very pretty…
…
…eyes?”
But of course, it would be still worse if you took this route:
“…have the two very BIGGEST brown eyes I have ever seen.”
{adjusted for actual eye color, of course}
Remember, if it comes to a court case it may well be YOU who feels nekkid. :eek:
Aw, what de’ heck? –
TRUE BLUE JACK 
Excuse me, Miss, where is the volleyball tournament?
I believe the correct term is “angry inch.”
Or “Why is it suddenly hot in here?”
Some more:
Where’s Adam?
Madame G., your horse is ready outside.
I like the smile you’re wearing.
TBJ
“You did understand that when I said I was the blind man, I meant I was delivering your venetian blinds?”
Hey! I have an outie too! See?