- You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with Slim.
I disagree. After great sex, make breakfast of her. :oral smiley:
- Never eat orange snow
64: dont wizz on the electric fence, no matter how tempting it may be.
65: Never do anything to piss off a Puma if there aren’t bars seperating the two of you.
66: If you’re in a puma cage at the zoo and the Puma ISN’T and visitors are staring in, for god sakes wave hello and smile.
67: If someone you know sees you in the Puma cage, deny it was you.
- To go along with the breakfast rule… Never fry bacon in the nude. Same goes for chicken and sausage. Sauteeing mushrooms nekkid, is, however safe.
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Never pass a semi in the driving rain.
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Don’t go to a doctor that seems to be in pain.
- Never go to a gynecologist who speaks too softly.
If you wouldn’t tell your wife about it, you probablt shouldn’t do it.
- It’s noon somewhere.
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If your partner is quiet and looks upset about something, never ask ‘what’s the matter?’
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If you do ask ‘what’s the matter?’ and she replies, ‘you don’t know?!!’ --> run!
76 - 80: The rules from this thread.
- Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
#76 Know that the toilet paper roll gets hung so the paper is underneath the roll.
For “100 things in life every man needs to know to survive.” this seems like a strange entry.
:smack: What sort of lies do they teach you? Everyone knows the scroll gets hung with the paper over the top.
#77 - If a man has been divorced more than twice… it might not be his wives that are the problem. (Ditto for women.)
#78 - If you marry for money, you’ll earn it at minimum wage.
79: No one’s REALLY going to see a man about a horse. Anywhere.
- Shake it more than three times and you’re playing with it.