81: There’s nothing wrong with playing with it. Just don’t do it at a urinal.
- That’s right, do it in the stall
- sorry to be literal…but change is enevitable.
I like the way you think! Cheers!
84. Pork fat rules!
- everything in moderation
- don’t be stupid
- There is no situation, however dire, that cannot be made even less bearable by the sudden appearance of a Bongo Player
- There is no free lunch.
Regards,
Shodan
- There are no rules.
It’s justified many a 9AM start.
“if6was9”…Hendrix influence?
- If attending college, do not forget your horse.
- If married never leave the toilet seat up
Good work everyone! This list is probably going to be edited for order and typos and posted on my wall.
We’ve almost got 100, and there’s been a fun list so far.
Knowing this place, I’m thinking this goes WAY over 100! 
Casey, more like a Hendrix obsession than an influence.
92. Jimi Hendrix is the greatest guitarist ever. (Ask Clapton, he’ll tell you. 
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- Beauty is but a lightswitch away.
The title reads “100 things in life everyone needs to know to survive.” OK - I’ll replace it.
- Never argue with a woman.
- Love thy neighbor; just don’t get caught.
or
Love thy neighbor; just watch your back.
#90. Never volunteer to clean someone else’s urine soaked clothing.
If your wife says, “We need to talk,” you need a lawyer.
- All women are beautiful after 10 beers
96: Don’t take the brown acid.