The Boston Phoenix has put out the list of the 100 Unsexiest Men Worldwide
The only omission I can think of right away is Bruce Vilanch.
I’m just happy to see that The Phoenix managed to miss me 
The spelling Unesexiest made me wonder whether it was a list of the unsexiest or the unisexiest. Chris Kattan, David Gest and Andy Dick would certainly qualify in either category.
How can they make such a list without including Steven Tyler?
I’m still coming in at 101. Always a bridesmaid…
The first name that came to mind was Gilbert Gottfried and damn if he isn’t #1.
Mike Mills?! I always thought he was the best looking member of REM!
Tim Burton? What? He seems okay looking to me.
Bastard. Ringo is awesome.
I think Tyler’s rock star status gives him a bit more sexy street cred.
I’m not #1! I’m not #1!
Tim Burton is about as sexy as Woody Allen.
I have to give these people credit for nailing the Howard brothers. Ron Howard’s head is enormous. And Clint is the ugly one. It’s astonishing in its own way.
The inclusion of Mike Mills – much less placing so HIGH – surprised me. It would seem like there would be FAR more juicier targets than a bass player of a band about a decade past its sell-by date who, historically, has barely uttered a peep in public while being overshadowed by a charismatic lead singer.
I think SOMEBODY’S fan letter didn’t get answered.
I don’t know who half those people on the list are but the only one I disagree with is Robert Patrick. I don’t have a problem with the idea of sleeping with T-1000 - does that make me weird?
As for the Howard brothers I definitely don’t find them sexy, but in Ron’s case it’s not because I think he’s weird looking it’s because he looks just like one of my older brothers.
Then I just don’t get it.
Somebody with more “gay genes” or “People Magazine skills”… derrr… whatever it takes… care to explain the whole concept in redneck terms*?
I’m NOT a redneck… I just want it dumbed down, a LOT.
These youngsters who made up the list have no imagination. I’d meet Don Imus behind the barn any day if I were a single woman. BYOB of oxygen.
I’d add:
Jerry Falwell/Pat Robertson (counts as one)
Geraldo Rivera (if sleaze and smarm had mass he’d be a black hole)
Robin Williams
Puck (from Real World)
Flavor Flav (the recent reality show in which one “lucky lady” will be his love seems to me like a live action version of the Pepe Le Pieu cartoon- plus he’s a deadbeat dad to boot)
Tom Delay
Biggest disagreements:
Their selection of Carrot Top (annoying as a comedian [they were thinking Gallagher, maybe?] but has a great body), Brad Pitt (I don’t care if he smells like Jean Valjean after he went back into the sewers to get Marius’s cell phone, he’s Brad Pitt) and Kevin Federline (yes he’s skanky and stupid and all that, but who doesn’t like some rough trade eye candy?).
Biggest agreements that weren’t obvious: Dennis Miller and Bill Maher- the smug and self importance factors would cancel them out if they looked like Orlando Bloom and Matt Damon in a nude foam party.
Biggest disagreement over ordinance: Michael Moore is on the list, but at 39. He’d probably be my number 1 because in addition to being ugly and sloppy he looks like he’d smell bad and make you fumble for your keys in your own apartment.
I’ll second that Robert Patrick doesn’t really belong on this list. A little quirky looking, yes, but he’s pretty handsome especially for a guy his age.
A typo?
Sheesh.
OK whatever carry on then. I would never have even set foot in this thread. :smack:
… I though it was some new term I hadn’t heard yet… like “Metrosexual”…
“Unexsexiest”
Heh.
Argent Towers, I couldn’t make your link to Robert Patrick work. I don’t think I know him. Do you really think that sexiness is about looks though?