I would totally have sex with Howie Mandel.
The author of the Phoenix article is obviously a bitter, stood-up queen.
Hi Howie, call me!
The sloppiness is serious. I know he’s protective of his working class cred, but he just gives me the impression that he doesn’t care about his appearance at all. So why I should listen to what he has to say?
Beware the tired girl and her excessive typos :smack:
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My disagreement with KFed was that he should have been a hell of a lot higher on the list.
Not as far as I’m concerned. Robert Patrick was the only reason I continued to watch the X-Files in its declining years; his ahem manly intensity as Agent Doggett made me not care that David Duchovny had gone, or if he ever came back. (Although that is an unattractive picture of him at IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001598/)
I’m a straight guy, but I have to say I’m also surprised to see Robert Patrick there. My wife thinks he’s beter looking than Duchovny.
I don’t like their list. Robert Patrick doesn’t belong there. Neither does Brad Pitt.
What about the Bush Administration? Teddy Kennedy? They’re naturals for unsexy.
I’ll add **Randy Jackson ** of AI - unbearably annoying.
Larry King
“Bob” from the TV commercials for male enhancement.
**Barry Manilow ** - he reminds me of “the King” (from Burger King - that plastic thing going on)
Bill Cosby - cool dad, but sexy - nah.
Bobby Brown - yuckky and a drug user.
The YingYang Twins - scary
**Charles Gibson **
What, no Janet Reno?
You haven’t seen his teeth up close, then.
According to the list their problem with him seems to be that they would be thinking of his most well known character the T-1000 while in bed and that would be a turn off. Okay, I can see Robert England being a turnoff because he looks like Freddie Kruger even without the makeup and you’re always going to associate him with that character. But what the hell is wrong with a good-looking robot made of liquid metal who can change the size and shape of any of his body parts at will? Hmm?
I’m afraid to look at the list because it will have men on it I find attractive and then I’ll be forced to defend them and then I’ll look like the freak who crushes on Wallace Shawn again.
Wait, is he on the list? sob
Funniest:
Er, do you want me to answer that?
I know how you feel. The last time we had a CS thread about supposedly hideous people that we find sexy, I waxed poetic on my lusty feelings for Gary Busey. He’s number 44 on this list.
Don’t worry, jsgoddess, I like him, too. I’m not sure it’s a crush, exactly, but I’d bet he’s fun to be around.
I’ve got to say, that’s a weird-looking picture of Gary Busey. He looks like a composite.
By the way, this is a very Boston-centric list.
Well, this must be the 100 most unsexy male celebrities known to US television, or something. Because there are plenty of more hideous men I see on the subway every day.
There’s a kind of ugly that can be riveting. But the sad sacks I see on the subway aren’t like that: they’re the balding paunchy ones that have let themselves go because, well, there’s no point in keeping yourself up if you have no chance, is there?
I guess he could assuage his ego by writing this off to Boston anti-Yankee bias, but I have to agree with the high standing (#2) of Future Ugly Hall of Famer Randy “Winning Personality” Johnson. Probably 5% of his pitching effectiveness just comes from batters getting the willies from his Adam’s apple. Yeeks.
A list of random unsexy people that you saw on the subway would be kind of hard to relate to. Jocelyn Wildenstein, the deformed-by-plastic-surgery “cat lady,” is the only peson I can think of who became well known just for being frightening-looking.
OK, I’ll bite, let’s have your list of Hideous But Non-Riveting Sad Sacks I See on the Subway.
The guy’s lack of objectivity dulls his list, but yeah, he’s right about Johnson. He’s a scary-looking sonovabitch, and that has to help his intimidation factor.
No mention of Steve Buscemi? I love the man, great actor, but geeeez.