Well, there’s Bearded Muttering Man, and Smelly Blob, and Arrogant Bastard With Micro-Boombox, and Bling Toy, and Twitchy Old Guy, and Guy Who Smells Like Beer, and Rotting-Tooth-Odour Man, and…
My point being that, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is the ugliest, none of the pictured ones, or the ones I know about, are below about a 4. Except maybe MJ, even though he wasn’t ugly to start with.
Now, I may be confusing Ugly with Unsexy. It may be that some of them are gorgeous on first sight, but turn out to be nasty once you get to know them (bad breath and rotting teeth, arrogant assholeness, wife-beater, kid-abandoner, etc)
They’re on crack with naming Robert Patrick - even if you name his T2 role, seeing him naked in the film was enough to nearly steam up my glasses. Besides, his younger brother Richard Patrick (lead singer of the defunct band Filter, now with Army of Anyone) is pretty smokin hot in most photos I’ve seen, and there’s a serious resemblance between the two.
Owen Wilson needs to be on the list. I can barely watch any movie he’s in. His brother Luke on the other hand… hot! How is it that one brother got all the looks, and the other got all the ugly?
