Hey MisterEcks, don’t feel so bad - I joined when you did & I’ve only got 300 (I confess, your enemies paid me to say that to lull you into a false sense of security!).
Congrats Anthracite, here’s (hic) to many more!
Great, a goddam lump of coal beat me to a thousand. Not that I’m counting, of course. I will stress the importance of quality over quantity, though [this is a pathetic attempt to make myself look good, and means nothing, as Anth has me outdone on both counts]. We all love our favorite lesbian coal goddess dearly, even if I must admit to a slight partiality towards hydroelectric power.
Anthracite, you are one of the few posters whose posts I seek out.
I respect your wisdom, admire your strength, and enjoy your wit. May you be around for another 1000.
Happy Birthday!!
-KAT
Happy Posts! I’m on my way myself!
Conga-Rats!
Clubs getting big, isn’t it? 
My grandfather dug bituminous out of the ground.
Now, I dig Anthracite’s posts on the SDMB!
Congrats, Anthracite! Here’s to another 1000!
drat…
in the pool, I had you reaching 1000 posts at 12:35 pm on the 18th. oh well.
congrats!
Congrats! How does it feel? Do you feel all important and grown-up now?
Heaven help me, I’m posting to a “post-count party” thread. I’ll go off and do the obligatory self-flagellation when I’m done, but how could I not stop by and say a “congrats” (or form thereof) to Anthracite? I promise with every lash of the cat’, I’ll think of you. 
Congrats on passing this most magical milestone, you rockin’ coal babe, you. You most assuredly don’t suck. So when are we going to be treated to more steamy erotic fiction (or even more steamy erotic non-fiction airplane stories)?
Way to go Una, I find you to be one of the more eloquent writers on this board. I can’t wait to read your next 1000 posts.
Keith
Congrats! I was saving my 100th post for something really important!
But this is gonna have to do.
Many happy returns
I’m sorry, but the level of give and take amongst so many clearly intelligent people has now reached a new low.
You’re just jealous.
Well, it’s time for the second round of general “Thank you”'s for everyone who has wished me well after the first round. It’s only polite after all in a post party, to thank everyone. So, in order of appearance once again:
Falcon - Thank you Amy, and you know I’ll keep being there to listen, whenever you need it.
Tabithina - That’s very sweet of you to stop by and say hi to me. I’ll look out for your posts as well my dear. I hope you have a fun time here, and meet lots of friends (like I have thus far!)
TroubleAgain - Well thank you very much! Like I mentioned, I didn’t make it widely known here, so it’s my fault.
MysterEcks - Now shame on you! Inadequate? Pshaw. You just try to keep being the Best MysterEcks You Can Be, and don’t let anyone bring you down. Just post, post, post, and keep a super-positive attitude towards the Board!
Byzantine - Thank you Byz! And thanks for taking care of me in chat!
evilbeth - Beth, you continue to flatter me, both publicly and privately, with your very kind words and sentiments. [small voice]Are you trying to ask me out? [/small voice]
honkytonkwillie - NO power and NO coal? What good are you then?
Danielinthewolvesden - Wow - if only that was true!
Anniz - Krams to you too! Since you aren’t here to give me one, give it to Montfort instead (not that he’ll need any more )
fierra - Another great UK welcome - thank you. Hic?
waterj2 - You can be pantheistic if you like, I have nothing against hydro power. Thank you very much for your words also!
bio-brat - I’ve admired you ever since your post in the “Snapped” thread. Thank you for your kind words.
vanilla - Thanks vanilla - I’ll keep the post chair all snuggly warm for you.
Saint Zero - Bigger, but hopefully better, Saint.
Duke - That was a very clever play on words, thank you Duke!
Phobos - There was a pool? Oh - never mind…start one for 2000.
struuter - My goodness, I hope I’m not too grown up. And important? About as important as the Ice Hockey Champion of Ghana…
Hamadryad - Slave girl! Don’t think you have escaped an erotic tale yet! I just can’t decide between “Hamadryad : Disciplinarian of the Phi Kappa Sorority”, or “The Tale of 1001 Orgasms”.
Bottle of Smoke - Well, I have a BUNCH of trips in the next three months, so maybe I can seduce a British Air stewardess and write about it. Also, I just have to say, like Zumba the Cat and Crunchy Frog, yours is one of the coolest names here.
Odieman - Thank you Odie, I’m usually eloquent until my rwists betraaaaay em.
Lnix - Well, there were so many choices of worthier threads you could have posted your 100th to (origin of “felch”, Canada vs. USA, Sex Sex Sex, Which is the One True Religion), I’m happy you chose this one!
gold1 - OK, you took a big step by posting here - can you increase your post count by 7.7% to explain what you meant?
Well, that’s all for now. But if new people keep posting to this thread, I’ll have to keep thanking them (and making some wise-ass comments) so…
why thanks. Theres a chair??
(just padding my posts heh heh)
Turns up at the door holding a brightly wrapped present tied with a gaudy bow
The party was WHEN? Happy belated birthday, Anthracite! I don’t suppose there’s any cake left?
(I just wanted to be sure you’d have to post again)
Congrats on 1000! I, too, enjoy reading your posts and look forward to reading many many more!!
smooches for Una
Well, shucks. Now you’ve gone and set me a-blushin’. Oh, and happy belated birthday, too.
Maybe! Would you accept?