Anyone ever get the answer?
Please, please, please don’t kill me. I was just thinking about it…and I wondered…and I know my life is in jeopardy…but…hey, what if we go find that guy and beat the answer out of him??
I have the answer. But I’m not telling.
fourteen kinds of germs in a fetid petri dish.
Argent Towers, your life could be in peril if you withhold that information from Dopers other than myself.
Ah! Miss Squash! You get to see the impending fireworks!
Someone posted the actual answer in that other thread.
…Wait…they did?
I was wondering what the answer was…
Huh. Shit.
Could someone post a link? All the parts in the phrase are too short for a search…
Found it, and so far as I can tell, there was no answer:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8211784#post8211784
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=398132&page=9&pp=50&highlight=frat+party+dorm
At least I remember ONE of the possible solutions 
mittu hasn’t posted since January, and hasn’t even logged on in three months. He got us, we were had. Now we can’t even chase him down with those pitchforks like we wanted to.
LOUNE on the otherhand…
Pitchforks are too good for him! I say we go after LOUNE with ladles!
I think mittu is in hiding.
He might like it.
That was no ladle, that was my knife.
What?
I thought you said, “ladies”.
No, that other thread has the answer.
OK I hate you all for bumping this thread just when I had forgotten about it.
What the hell is the answer? Which thread don’t ask?
There is no answer. It was a hoax.
Damn you’re good.
The answer is in this thread about post 18 IIRC.