…But hey! I do have two brand spanking new twin nieces to show for my absence. Alexis and Evelyn. Everyone say howdy to the new people, now…
Wow, twins! Sounds like a lot of work. But twice the fun. 
Just think, they already have a shoe in for the next Doublemint commercial. Congrats to you and your family.
Reminds me of something my brother said when my sister had her first baby. When my mom called from the hospital to tell us the good news, he asked, “So, am I an aunt or an uncle?”
No points for me, but congrats to you! I just recently taught my 3 year old niece about the wonders of “see food”. Ah, yes, good ol’ Aunt Shelly! 
My sister was not amused!
Both my sister and mother are named Evelyn. Wonderful news!
Twins! What a great idea. Now you can both stay up all night walking and cooing. Have fun with them :)
The absolute BEST thing about twin nieces is that I can give them back to their parents and go home.
Thanks all. Now I have to try and readjust to ‘on-line’ again. They had no such thing at the in laws. Heathens.