2026 Celebrity Death Pool

I am a big hockey fan and I agree. And a woulda, coulda, shoulda for my themed list.

Cheetah Chrome is now a dead old man. I’m kind of surprised he made it this far.

Cheetah Chrome such a great stage name. RIP

I see I was beaten to posting this by 30 seconds lol

Bob Mackie has left Cher with nothing to wear to his funeral. He was 87

Mackie was responsible for one of the best costume-based gags ever - Carol Burnett’s dress in Went With The Wind.

“Scarlett, that gown is gorgeous.”
“Thank you. I saw it in the window and just couldn’t resist it.”

That sketch still makes me laugh. That and the Siamese conjoined elephants.

I think the elephants routine was a great example of early improv television. Tim Conway absolutely made everyone laugh the same way Colin Mochrie is able to on Whose Line. Making comedians laugh is the peak of comedy.

Luděk Mikloško, Czech footballer, dead at 36 points for me.

RTFirefly, Happy Lendervedder, JegPeg, SunUp, MeanMrMustard and phungi score a goal on Luděk Mikloško

1 Registered at Last 304 6
2 phungi 298 7 1
3 candide 292 6
4 GIGObuster 279 7 1
5 jeezums 239 6
6 Hoopy Frood 218 5
7 SirCreep 216 6 1
8 RobotDevilDog 210 5
9 Happy Lendervedder 205 5 1
10 Culling The Herd 198 4
11 Cazzle 187 6 2
11 WolfpackJeep 187 6
13 gkster 157 4
14 Loach 141 3
14 Mean Mr.Mustard 141 3
16 notfrommensa 139 4 1
17 Martonio77 137 3
17 Schubert 137 3
17 Superdude 137 3
20 RivkahChaya 132 3
21 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 130 3
22 SunUp 128 4
23 Little Nemo 127 3
24 Tristan 105 2
24 Jack Batty 105 2
24 imthjckaz 105 2
24 Mahaloth 105 3
28 Dung Beetle 104 3
29 Gyrate 103 3
30 Catamount 100 3
30 Wheelz 100 3
32 Jegpeg 88 2
32 RTFirefly 88 2
34 Moriarty 84 3 1
34 Thumper668 84 2
34 Stephen96 84 2
34 Scoobysnax 84 2
38 Lord Feldon 73 3 2
39 CreaseMonkey 72 2
40 xizor 70 2 1
41 Dancer Flight 53 1
41 Rebo 53 1
43 billiefan2000 52 1
43 Dr.Girlfriend 52 1
43 Lsura 52 1
43 IKnowItsOver 52 1
43 JakeYourBooty 52 1
48 Railer13 49 3 1
48 Captain Lance Murdoch 49 2 1
50 nearwildheaven 48 2
50 NurseCarmen 48 2 1
52 CrashEdit 47 1
52 Fresh91 47 1
54 Monstera deliciosa 43 2 1
55 Pardel-Lux 42 2 1
56 Mollie Magill 33 2
57 ataraxy22 32 1
57 kitap 32 1
57 Precambrianmollusc 32 1
60 vivalostwages 29 1
60 Wallet 29 1
62 Biotop 28 3 3
63 zadscmc 27 2
64 Hatchie 22 2 1
64 Pheoinix 22 1
64 Larry Borgia 22 1
67 lel 17 1 1
68 Mrs Ducky 16 1
68 LoneRhino 16 1
68 Slow Moving Vehicle 16 1
71 MichaelBardella 14 1 1
71 Ponch8 14 1
73 AS123 13 1
73 Lamoral 13 1
75 irritant 11 1 1
75 Allecher 11 1 1
77 FrostyKmart 7 1 1
78 Baker 6 1 1
79 Max1 2 1 1
80 RollOutTheBarrel 0 1 1

come on, people, pick celebrities with names I can actually type

Yay! I’m in 81st place and dropping!

Ahem. Tied for 81st place.

The more the merrier!

Anything that can make Dick Van Dyke literally roll on the floor laughing is a good monologue.

No points for anyone, and who would want them? We’re not monsters! Just a sad note.

See post #1829

Peter Max dies at 88. It doesn’t help me any, but I thought I’d share.

Annie Dillard, Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist, leaves 19 pilgrims on the banks of Tinker Creek.

Ben Saunders, first-ever winner of ‘The Voice’ franchise, found dead at 43

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