3 hours before the Trump leaves ....which Doper will post the cleverest thread title at 12:01 p.m?

I tried to come up with something good…
But ;alas, woe is me…I can’t think of anything.

There is the obvious: “Your FIRED!!”
But that’s not up to the standards of the Dope.
So help me out, folks.

In the meantime, I’m gonna watch the scene in the Wizard of Oz where the munchkins celebrate with a parade , singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”

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(note to mods: yeah, I know…this belongs in MPSIMS.
But maybe leave it here in P&E for a few hours, to get more views?

I don’t know, but for some reason, Dopers will think they all need to start their own thread about it because they’ll think their own headline will be so witty.

Nevermind 3 hours, Trump is leaving right now so that he doesn’t have to congratulate the winner.

“The end of an earache”

“trump: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
American people: frankly, asshole, I don’t give a shit.”

Someone has posted a video of Trump leaving, but altered the song the military band is playing to “Hit The Road, Jack”.

“Happy New Year!” (I don’t know what those idiots were thinking 20 days ago.)

Link, pretty please?

The Trumpster Fire Burns Out

Link: video trump leaves hit the road jack - Bing video

To plagarise the inestimable Spike Milligan war diaries.

TRUMP: My part in his downfall.

Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat?