Goodness, someone is feeling her wheaties today.
I’m really ready for the People Pages to be updated now, okay? I’m tired of knowing what all y’all motherfuckers look like and me still being faceless.
Jesus, I can’t believe I’m going out again in four hours. I just got HOME, ferchrissakes!
Oh you poor thing, you have a life! Hee hee, I don’t remember the last time I went out!
Haha, Nym, I saw the Glam Name Generator in the Porno Name thread.
For the record:
My glam name is Typhoon Glitterfreak
oldscratch’s is Ginchy Shinypowder
zyzzyva’s is Decadence Tinselcake
Hee hee…
The things I find when I’m bored. Sheesh.
Some party. If I wanted to hang out by myself, I wouldn’t have turned on the computer.
Sorry sorry, just got back from my daily bible-reading.
A healthy soul, mind, body and all that crap
Sooooo, let’s start the party back up
[breaks out a false idol for worship]
Well, can I be expected to keep a party going on my own? Come on, some backup would be nice! I’m home now!
Hmm, I thought YOU were my false idol, oldscratch? Great. Now I have to think my whole ideological system over again… sigh
Okay, we’re all here then! At least for an hour until I gotta go. Party hard, party quick! I don’t wanna miss the good stuff.
See. And people wonder why a good third of my posts make no sense. Attractive women urging me to party hard and party fast. What’s a poor guy to do 
::lights the tiki torches, pours everyone a gin and tonic::
No lime? I didn’t see that before, Nym. Shame on you! I hate it when the bartenders don’t squeeze the lime. I bet you always do, oldscratch. Big tips for that!
And I know, it must be so rough being you… :rolleyes:
Well, you don’t even know that I’m attractive, yet. So you should say, “Rasa …party hard, party fast.” And so on. I could be one of those bored suburban housefraus with eight kids.
It’s all in the mind, Nym… all in the mind.
It is…It is…
ohhhh, the unbearable burden of being oldscratch. Sigh…
It’s a tough life…but someone has to live it.
anyway back to the party.
Coming along nicely there Rasa. Soon you’ll be up to 401.
So, where’s the debauchery.
I think we left the debauchery on page one… where were we? Oh, you were getting me trashed, oldscratch, with multiple gin and tonics. Nym was giving me drinks with no lime (curse her!)… there was mention of tiki torches, collars, and honey…
You guys did JUST FINE with the debauchery on your own last night. You don’t need this June Cleaver to get you started. Besides, I got plans for this eve. 
God, I feel so… cliquey!
I just had to note that if we keep this thread going the way it has, I’ll be at 401 before you all know it. Ooo won’t I be cool then? 
I’ve had an absolute bitch of a day but you guys here seems to be doin just FINE.
>Puts "Let it whip by the Dazz band in the CD player<
Aoowww let it whip, whip it right fills the air
Yeeees that’s right it’s the Tampax commercial song, now we can party.
>Mermaid shakes her groove thing vigorously with feeling<
>tosses back a double of tequila, with lime>—you know I brought it in the first time I was here, it was just hid under this bag of ferrett chow.
Hey, has anybody seen my ferrett?
Hey Mermaid! The party was just starting to die out till you showed up!
I promise, we kept the ferret away from oldscratch.
Drink away, there’s more where that came from.