33 substances that come out of a human body

Factual Questions
53

I thought I had lost the list, but I found it. I see there can be endless debate, as in “Are boogers and snot the same thing?” and the natures of various puses, hairs, and secretions, but this is Sparky’s definitive list:

  1. Head hair
  2. Dandruff
  3. Eyebrows
  4. Tears
  5. Sleepy dust
  6. Eyelashes
  7. Boogers
  8. Snot
  9. Blood
  10. Spit
  11. Teeth
  12. Vomit
  13. Earwax
    14 Stuff inside zits
  14. Stuff inside blackheads
  15. Lungers
  16. Bad breath
  17. Sweat
  18. Milk
  19. Bellybutton lint
  20. Fingernails
  21. Farts
  22. Poop
  23. Pee
  24. Jizz
  25. Penis cheese
  26. Period blood
  27. That slick stuff when you’ve been hard a long time
  28. Vaginal slick stuff
  29. Placenta
  30. When your water breaks
  31. Toenails
  32. Toe jam

I thought I was nuts when I was making this list while writing the book. Nice to see there’s other nuts out there.