And just think, I’m going camping today. I’ll be sitting around the campfire with those glassy eyes and a shit-eating grin, roasting marshmallows… What bliss!
My very first bong hit was too weak. Didn’t hardly make any bubbles. My second bong hit was too strong. I almost choked to death! :eek: I probably couldn’t roll anything without making a mess.
Hey. Congrats Freak. I’m almost at 420 myself. I’ll probably hit it in the middle of your party.
Everyone here.
I’d just like to say, that WE ARE THE REAL DOPERS.
The Doper Dopers as it were.
:cough:
whew.
I’ve brought the gravity bong. Everyone line up. If you’re going to puke, save it for the toilet.
Oldscratch, I’ve told you I generally don’t smoke out of gravity bongs. I’d say “Spark the hookah” but, IRL, I’m here alone. I’ll just stick to good ole Dr. Suess.
Yeah and, like then, I went walking down this street… no, wait, I was driving. Yeah, I was driving down the street to my friend’s house and we were gonna go… no wait a minute, I was going to my girl’s house, that’s right. So I was driving to my girlfriend’s house to get her so we could go to the store and… No, wait a minute, that wasn’t even me. Never mind.