I saw this headline in the Jacksonville newspaper yesterday. I’m kinda surprised nobody beat me to it with a thread! So, let’s discuss.
How does a person who is smoking crack wind up naked and in the jaws of an alligator?
I can’t answer that, but here’s another good question: What kind of person smokes crack and winds up naked and in the jaws of an alligator?
Answer: [this kind](How does a person who is smoking crack wind up naked and in the jaws of an alligator?).
“Baw, I’m gonn’ WHUP dat sumbitch. Yew watch.”
Er. I meant this kind.
Oh, like you never had a bad day…
Lots of people don’t realize that crack is better than Xanax, in cases like this.
He was pretty old for a crocadile hunter.
When the Alligator is up to the Ass in You, it’s hard to remember anything except that your initial objective was to Smoke the Crack.
Is this one of those guy things immediately preceded by “Hey Guys! Watch THIS!”?
Or is that only brought on by Budweiser?
I take it he’s not having a good day, then?
Heard about this right after it happened. Was going to post something about it, but after a while it’s just the same story, told over and over again, with different characters. Sort of like Shakespeare.
That sounds like the very definition of “a bad day”.
Also, as a caption for Doug’s picture: “You’n wanna wrassle right here’n now?”
That’s a joke, right?
Let’s put it this way: How does a person who is not smoking crack wind up naked and in the jaws of an alligator?
Actually, it doesn’t sound all that bad except for the alligator part.
I’ll be pondering the imagery on this one for some time.
Alligators have a well documented history of being buzzkills.
Some days you’re the alligator, eating the naked 45-year old man on crack, some days you’re the naked 45-year old man on crack being eaten by an alligator
Yeah, definitely could have been worse. He could have been eaten by an alligator and not had any crack. Or worse yet, he had some, but instead of eating him, the alligator ate his crack. I’ve met some guys who would fight an alligator for some crack.
Actually, the article said he also had injuries to his buttocks and legs… so the alligator did eat his crack.
Yeah, lots of laughs. :rolleyes:
(bolding mine)
So, not all of this is hyuck hyuck funny. Some poor animal died because of a druggy human’s stupidity, and it may not have been the animal involved in the incident!
LOL @ Purina Gator Chow