Two words:
Perp walk.
Two more words:
Life sentence.
Another two words: head explosion.
Wait! I want some tears and sniveling before the head explodes.
I’ll watch that video a whole lot.
I’ll settle for : Debilitating stroke.
Can we mock his gestures if he strokes out?
No.
But we can put that video on a loop with a Rush Limbaugh voice over on the after part saying he’s faking it.
And for Discourse:
I was going to answer “Don’t tempt me,” but I like yours better.
Oh, absolutely. There should be an entire television channel dedicated to this 24/7.
Ratings would be yuge.
Not quoting, since the preview in the link is the whole article.
Facing prison time and dire personal consequences for storming the U.S. Capitol, some Jan. 6 defendants are trying to profit from their participation in the deadly riot, using it as a platform to drum up cash, promote business endeavors and boost social media profiles.
A Nevada man jailed on riot charges asked his mother to contact publishers for a book he was writing about “the Capitol incident.” A rioter from Washington state helped his father hawk clothes and other merchandise bearing slogans such as “Our House” and images of the Capitol building. A Virginia man released a rap album with riot-themed songs and a cover photograph of him sitting on a police vehicle outside the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
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Their hero Donnie turns everything into cash-- why shouldn’t they follow his example?
The third paragraph from the end here: Son of Sam law - Wikipedia
In high-profile criminal cases and cases that are closely tied to national security, such as convictions for terrorism and espionage, a “Son of Sam clause” has been included in plea bargains. Examples include John Walker Lindh (an American who aided the Taliban in Afghanistan) and Harold James Nicholson (a Central Intelligence Agency officer who spied for Russia). As a result of their plea bargains, any and all profits made from book deals or movie rights would be handed over to the U.S. Treasury. Neither the convicts nor their families would be able to profit.
DOJ needs to start insisting on these in Jan. 6 plea deals.
How corrupted has the Secret Service become?
I hope Joe’s got good people. I wonder how many were carry overs from CFSG.
What does CFSG mean? Google wasn’t any help.
Hehe. “Cheeto-faced Shit Gibbon” It’s local to the SDMB (Straight Dope Message Board)
We should almost make it a sticky at the top of P&E and the Pit.
Thanks for the definition: I usually go with the Cheeto in Chief.