Ugggh, I’ve got a fucking headache!!!
I give the rant a 1.0. You can do better than that!!
A 1.0? I give it a .3, it’s got 6 words, and one of them is debatable!
Okay, let me see if I got this right.
You have a headache from fucking, and you’re complaining?
Sheesh, there’s just no pleasing some people…
I dunno, it was short and clear, and I’ve always been a fan of brevity and clarity. And I have a headache, too. I think it’s a chinook headache. Blecch.
Look, I just have a fucking headache. Trying to construct a properly venomous rant would just exasperate the torture. Screw the style points, my head hurts!
Wait…I have a monkey felching, plunger raping, pig fucking headache!
Better?
As someone who experiences migranes, I think this deserves at least a 4. The feeling of futility against that which the OP is ranting is palpable. It does capture the feeling and attitude of a headache.
Actually, I’ve heard that it cures headaches. Any Straight Dope on this?
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Tretiak, did you mean “exacerbate”, which means to make something more severe? Because, strangely enough, the obsolete meaning of “exasperate” is “to make more grievous”, but people rarely if ever use that meaning (hence its obsolescence). Just curious.
Hmmm… You know, I’m not sure. I think I’ll get a panel together and test this hypothesis.
Any takers?
Okay, now once more wih feeling.
Seriously though, sorry about the old noggin. Hopefully it’ll go away soon (unless you have something slowly eating your brain, then I’d imagine it’ll only get worse…)
I really hate that you have a headache. Last week I had this headache that just would not fucking leave!! I trully feel your pain. Take some type of antihistamine. Its probably a sinus thing.
Is your headache THIIIIIIS big?
Well al ittle from column A and a little from column B. I meant “exacerbate” but didn’t trust my spelling of it. So I opened up my copy of Rodale’s Synonym Finder and ended up at “exasperate” which has as synonyms “anger”, “incense”, “aggravate”, “worsen” etc. so I just used that.
I give Tretiak’s rant a 7. “Brevity is the soul of wit,” said Polonius. Besides, who can type an essay when his/her head is pounding?
I hope you feel better soon, Tretiak. Here–maybe if you eat some ice cream really fast…no, that wouldn’t work. What if you squeezed your head into a really small helmet…no, no good either. Uh, did a headstand? Well, damn! How does one get rid of headaches, then?
Migraines are all in your head.
For that, you must die…
Yeah…
that hockey game was a real nightmare, wasn’t it?
HAHAHAH
BURN!
Go Blackhawks!!! Woo hoo!
jar
Now jar, that is just plain mean. 