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'excuse me, just practicing for when I tell this.
Okay here’s mine:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Does he order two large jugs of beer???
Why yes - but it was two large jugs of bree
A guy goes into a Chinese bar and says, “How 'bout a Stoly?”
The bartender says, “Once upon a time . . . .”