Shayna tells me that the “You look so young!” pages have 4 pictures.
There are 321 people on the sdpp. Assuming half of these were on for the first showing, we’re 154 short.
I am one of the four. Yes, I think I’m special, but what’s more, a lot of you evidently don’t! Shame on you!
Shayna wants to see your awkward high school photo or the picture of you Uncle Morty took when your diaper was half-off.[sub]Well, on second thought, maybe Shayna really wants a more fully-clothed picture of you.[/sub]
Don’t delay! Send your picture to GuessthePoster@yahoo.com and be eligible to win one of these fabulous prizes:
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[li]Your picture forever emblazoned on the internet![sub]Or until it gets taken down[/sub][/li][li]The right to say “I sent my mug to Shayna — did you?”[/li][li]The knowledge that you are not so embarrassed about your 80s hair (or, for the younger among us, lack of hair) that you refuse to let other dopers laugh and point![/li][/ul]
What are you waiting for? Send your old picture to Shayna today! Submit it before January 8 and she’ll include it in the pages. Don’t and . . . well, you’ll feel left out when people ask “Hey, how come I don’t see you, weirddave, on these pages? Weirddave, how come you, weirddave, aren’t on the ‘Guess the Poster’ pages, weirddave?” [sub]I actually have no idea if Dave was even alive before high school or, in fact, before the Baltimore Colts moved to Indianapolis[/sub].
Crap. The ending to that is completely ruined. And I don’t even know how to fix it.
So . . . just imagine a much funnier ending, or something. Read Dave Barry and imagine, if you will, an ending funnier than his “year in review” article.
Or, if you didn’t read it, imagine the Redskins special teams.
Or, if you didn’t watch the Redskins . . . well, imagine something funny.
Dang, I thought by “Brand New Spanking Game” you meant there would be some kind of game involving spanking. hikes pants back up and puts away yardstick
I’ll imagine the Cowboys’ entire season, since it was one joke right after another. And, punha, honey, there ain’t no such thing as an ending funnier than Dave Barry’s “Year in Review” article, unless it’s his Holiday Gift Guide.
My mom has all my old pictures. I’ll talk to her and see if it’s possible she (or my dad) can scan one in.
