Morning, and happy hump day!
It’s a wee bit chilly and rather wet out, but so far I’ve managed to avoid getting caught out in any rain. I brought my brolly just in case, though.
We’ve been dealing with a service center out in Newfoundland. He’s a pretty good mechanic – repairs compressors, small engines, whole lawnmowers and snowblowers and so on. He can even take an entire car engine apart and put it back together again. Not all that uncommon for a decent mechanic. But the fact that he’s completely blind is. I’m always amazed when I talk to him, because other than requiring requiring someone else there to read documents and gauges and such, he does his own work. Pretty damn impressive.
Bobbio - So what part of VWife is getting bionified? Will she be able to crush tennis balls with her bare hands or leap over razor wire fences?
D-Butler - Hope all goes well with Maggie’s surgery. You’ll hafta get her some kinda treat for when she comes out. 
LiLi - Ooh, that reminds me, my work-local supermarket seems to have gotten in a butter chicken simmer sauce. I’m going to have to try that. I’ll have to make the chicken by itself at home though, without the sauce, 'cos MindWife is not even remotely a fan of the smell of curry, and butter chicken’s one of the more aromatic aromas. But that, a package of naan and some pre-cooked basmati and I’ll be set for some good lunches at work. 
GT - You should definitely be thankful you haven’t yet been infiltrated by them. From the sound of things though, it’s only a matter of time. Have your earplugs and/or 12 gauge handy. 
Rosie - You know, the plinkety-plink even of the electronic “bells” has always been uniquely identifiable as an ice cream truck from like a block or two away. Why’d they go and mess with it? Especially by changing it to something you want to nuke from orbit, just to be sure? Stoopit people messin’ with something that ain’t broke…
LOUNE - Are you aware of any ice cream truck driver fatalities that you are aware of? Because I’m thinking that this, too, is just a matter of time. Especially in Michigan.