You get a negative view count? The mods actually come to my house and beat me with my keyboard when I start a thread!
I was thrilled when a mod locked one of my threads. Highest view count I ever got.
Luxury. I used to have to get out of the bed at three o’clock in the morning, clean the mods’ homes, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and an Admin would beat me around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if I was LUCKY!
Then they’d lock all my threads.
Wait, wait.
I think I had a post locked once. I typed it all up, hit Submit, and it disappeared. I thought “these guys are fast.”
Could have been server overload though.
At least **tomndebb ** lived up to his superlative of being mod material.
…he’s what? :eek:
In my dreams.
IIRC they asked him to become a mod a while ago, but he turned them down because of time constraints.
I had a thread locked a couple of weeks ago, and I felt simultaneously ashamed and a little proud. It was like a rite of passage or something: today I am a Doper!
Oh, and it has always been my opinion that Poster C is a complete dillhole. 
Maybe it’s that annoying punctuation-without-spaces thing. I say close them all!
My completely uninformed WAG would be “Silly Go Lucky,” a Japanese comedy/variety show. Yatta!
Too late now. Cajun Man just locked up another one!
It’s three now. And by Cajun Man again. Will the madness never end?!
Damn you, chukhung!
Where have I heard that before?
Whats it FROM?
That’s because you totally eat cock.
It was inspired by the first thread of mine that was ever locked.
If you had cheerleaders in saris, what do you suppose their cheers would be like?
Shiva’s got lots more class!
Shiva kicks Vishnu’s ass!
Well, better than not totally eating it. There’s starving kids in China or someplace doing without cock, you know.
Iceland Blue, keep the quizzes coming, as far as I’m concerned. But I’m more interested in the informal ones where you juts post answers here, rather than any fancy thing with emailed responses. Part of the fun is filling in the gaps in other people’s knowledge!
No! Now I remember. Its some goofy Christian song.