Because your wit and humor remind me so much of this fine fellow, I have given you a new title in his honor.
I got one after posting for a while. It was Towel Boy. I wonder if it changes…
Go see NineToTheSky. He’s got that drippy, sticky finger thingy going and he really could use a towel.
Oh, right. That’s okay then.
Now, what about my fellow neglected dopers, Cat Whisperer and norinew?
Cat Whisperer is invited over for chocolates.
What I really want to know is, what is the over / under on the “13”? Who has the line? Can I get in on it? I’ve got a PayPal account and I’m a lousy gambler.
Hey, I posted! Still a Charter Member. Go figure.
Regards,
Shodan
And I’m still not “Mega Man vs. Hitler.” 
Alright! Want me to help you out with those kittehs?
Hey it’s April 2nd here - shouldn’t the silliness be finished (sadly it is for us )
Ha! Okay, so it’s not exactly what I asked for, but it’ll do.
WooHoo! I’m not a Charter Member anymore!
Certainly.
My kittehs needs them a good whispering, they does!
ETA-- in reply to Cat Whisperer above
Yayyyyy! I’ve been titled after my favourite Happy Monday’s album.
You mods rock!
Woohoo!
Careful, you don’t want to be getting all used to these compliments and all. Tomorrow comes soon enough, and we all go back to detesting TPTB.
ETA-- can’t believe I used “all” three times in that short post! :smack:
I have the best tag on my name now…now if I can figure out where and when I am the Lord of Time and Space I’ll be all set! 
Well, if I got a snazzy title just for a few hours, I’d at least have an idea of what I should have as my real snazzy title once I pay to upgrade my status to a point where I can do it myself for reals.
'Jus sayin …
What’s this about new titles and how can I get one?
Oh FFS, the password to the name change system is Joshua.
Whatever you do, don’t set someone’s title to Global Thermonuclear War. The system doesn’t like that.
Is rum and Coke Zero all right? And does it matter if I’m dubious or not?
These are important questions that need to be answered, dammit! 