Yeah, but it sounds wrong.
*That’*s what I’ve been doing wrong - I’ve been drinking Coke and Rum Zero!
Ran out of Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?
I don’t believe it. My title couldn’t be more perfect. Almost makes me wish I could put up my giant teapot avatar I’ve used elsewhere.
Just you being dubious, is all.
Today is a good day on the Dope.
:shudder:
Counting down now, the end is rapidly approaching and my cool new title will shortly disappear like … uh… like a scalded cat into the night. Or something.
I can hardly bear to face tomorrow (sob!).
Gonna need a LOT of rum. Maybe a splash of coke. Good thing tomorrow’s a work day. I’d hate to waste it, drunk off my ass at home.
Sigh.
Rum and Coke Zero sounds delish, although I’ve moved on to Malibu and Sprite. And we’ve moved from ogling the cute swimmers to lusting after shirtless dudes at a campfire in the woods.
Not sure I’m gonna be THAT drunk…
Ogling sounds so… so… so… dubious!
You would prefer leering?
And maybe wrangling. I know something about wrangling. And leering.
And rum too, as it happens.
So, it’s rum, and leering, and wrangling. It’s a date. Don’t forget to bring chocolate.
Rum, leering, and wrangling. Sounds like a party at Elton John’s house. 
Bye, custom title. I hardly knew ye. 
Well, sometimes my sister (who lives with me) will buy those ‘girly drinks’ like Bartles and Jayme’s Fuzzy Navels, and I’ll drink one, but kick it up a notch with some vodka in a glass with some ice. . .
As far as the rum and Coke Zero (or Diet Coke if I’m in a bar or restaurant), if I’m gonna drink my calories, they’d better have a kick to them!
(Sob!) Custom titles are gone, and I hardly had a chance to lord it over people.
Rum, here I come. Now where did I leave the IV infusion kit?