It is indeed an interesting morning here at the office. The head of our parts department came in to find a voice mail requesting some info. This is not unusual. What is unusual is the man who wants the info claims he needs to build an environmental chamber to house some aliens. He apparently discovered a spacecraft, you see, and the aliens are a little uncomfortable in our environment, could we help him build something to make them more comfortable?
It is not a hoax. If it was, would he be giving us his home number to call and laugh at him? This is very serious. He does not want news media crawling about his property, but everyone is interested in this craft. He does not work for the government, he is a Christian who works for himself. He cannot notify NASA, as they have spies. Can we please send him a parts list?
Unfortunately, he lives on the West coast, and is a few hours behind us, so he has not responded to our calls. We did get his answering machine, and one of our parts guys will be calling him back later this morning. We need to know, for example, what the size of this spacecraft is to make a quote for him, and does he need to house the craft, or just the aliens? We anxiously await his reply. This could turn into a whole new product line for us, and is indeed an untapped market we had not considered.