And to keep your ENORMOUS PENIS in tip-top shape, with that flexibility and healthy glow that she’ll love to touch, I recommend Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Creme.
It’s available at better drug and grocery stores everywhere.
Or as Robin Williams once said:
"What if Mr. Happy was up here on your chest? Imagine how much fun dancing would be!
Boy: ‘Nice dancing with you, Becky.’
Girl: ‘Yes, Tom, but what’s that on your chest?’
Boy: ‘Uhhh…a Fountain Pen.’
Girl: ‘Well, it’s leaking!’"
:rolleyes:
I saw Drew Carey do a bit one time about how big his penis was.
Two of the better ones that I can recall:
My dick is SOOOO big . . .
. . . that Nike has a shoe called “Air My Dick”
. . . that it graduated high school a year ahead of me.