"A Dirty Shame" worst movie in the free world?

By some horrible mistake, I ordered A Dirty Shame from Netflix and watched for a while last night, then gave up. This has to be the stupidest movie I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch, even worse than White Chicks , which is saying a lot.

I suppose some 12-14-year old boys might think it was pretty funny, but anybody else like it?

Any nominations for movies that are even worse?

I’ve always thought *Against All Odds * was pretty much the worst flick I’ve ever seen. It’s been a while, but I could swear there were a couple of shots at the beginning where an overhead mike was visible in the frame.

Have you see House Of The Dead? It’s difficult imagining anything worse. (I haven’t seen A Dirty Shame)

…Well… Have you seen a John Waters movie before? If not that’s the first problem.
By the way… I think House of the Dead is AMAZINGLY terrible. It is one of the best worst movies… Ambush your friends with it… and make them watch until atleast the 12 minute gun fight with the zombies.

I’ve yet to see anything that matches Flo and Eddie’s Dirty Duck for sheer awfultude.

I guess you fellas have never seen The Pest with John Leguizamo.

It was painful. It caused me* pain*, dammit.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The Blair Witch Project is the worst “movie” ever.

Dammit! I still want my money back!

Pink Flamingos, The Doom Generation, Happiness, and Your Friends and Neighbors are all much worse.

Doesn’t Doom Generation have Rose McGowan nekkid in it? Surely that alone would disqualify it from being anywhere near the bottom of this very nasty barrel.

You’d think that, wouldn’t you? Despite brief Rose nudity (which is as nice as you think), it is truly a vile and awful movie. I’m not easily offended, but I despised it. Plus it is completely pointless, nothing but shock value.

I always thought The Hot Chick with Rob Schnieder was the worst movie ever made, and this is coming from a guy who loves the majority of Adam Sandler movies. This is a movie that made literally more than half the viewers in the theater fall asleep. Horrible, just horrible.

Battlefield Earth, it’s an allegorical story about Scientology, and the freakin’ Scientologists who produced the movie didn’t get it! If that doesn’t set some kind of high water mark for badness, I don’t know what does.

I’ve said it before and I’m sticking with it; Moment by Moment is the worst movie ever made.

If you want a more recent movie, how about High Tension. The French may be able to do a lot of things, but making a decent slasher/horror movie ain’t one of them.

You people…::sigh::

It has been canonically established that Oscar, with Sylvester Stallone, narrowly edges out Highlander 2 as the worst movie ever made. Manos, Hands of Fate, Glitter, and Hercules In New York are way down there too. Regarding Casino Royale…I have no words to describe it’s awfulness.

As for Jaws: The Revenge (about which someone will sooner or later make the selection), lead actor Michael Caine said this; “I have not seen it, but by all accounts it is dreadful. I have, however, seen the house it built, and it is magnificent.”

Against All Odds is certainly repugnant and a totally uncalled for remake of the terrific Robert Mitchum film-noir Out of the Past, but it does have Rachael Ward in her prime. The Phil Collins-voiced title song is enough to put one off, though.

As for John Waters…all of his films are awful. Just awful. If they weren’t, he wouldn’t make them. I believe that is his official stance on the issue.


Bah! *Oscar *and *Casino Royale *are both frickin’ hilarious.
Nothing is is quite as awful, in its own awful way, as Armageddon.

You people have obviously never the films
The Education of Little Tree
Marci X
Beyond Borders
Extreme Ops
Naural Born Killers

My vote is still on The Stupids.

I gotta put in a big vote for Boxing Helena. Ugh.

Oh, come on. Naked Sherilyn Fenn beats naked Rose McGowan any day of the week.