A Feud About Nothing—The Seinfeld Feud by 42fish [Closed]

The Game Room
41
  1. Newman
  2. Mrs. Costanza
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. “Are you Master of your domain?”
  5. Levels
  6. Sex with cleaning lady
  7. The English Patient
  8. couldn’t remember their name
  9. 3
  10. Meh
42
  1. Newman
  2. Estelle Costanza
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. “Yadda, yadda, yadda”
  5. Driving the hansom cab and feeding the horse Beefarino
  6. Having sex with the cleaning woman
  7. Rochelle, Rochelle
  8. Jerry’s girlfriend dropped some unidentified object in the toilet
  9. One
  10. Meh
43
  1. Puddy
  2. Susan
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. No soup for you!
  5. Getting an intern
  6. Sleeping with the cleaning woman
  7. The English Patient
  8. Jerry’s girlfriend’s toothbrush dropped in toilet (Kristen Davis)
  9. One
  10. Meh

*9: I’m choosing the most popular answer! Don’t think less of me!

44

My answer to #8 is from the same episode (indeed, is retaliation) for the incident mentioned by Scarlett67 and Ace309, so it’s logical to count those three responses (and any subsequent similar ones) together.

45

Same with #2 – Estelle, Mrs. Costanza, and George’s mom are all the same person.

46
  1. Newman
  2. Mulva (Dolores)
  4. Yadda yadda yadda
  5. the Bro (the man’s bra)
  7. Schindler’s List
  9. 0 :wink:
  10. Meh

I never was much of a fan; I basically stopped watching after the third season, and only sporadically caught up in reruns on PIX and Fox.

47
  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Marisa Tomei
  4. Yadda yadda yadda
  5. man-bra
  6. sex with the cleaning lady
  7. Breakfast at tiffany’s
  8. Man Hands
  9. 1 week
  10. lame
48

Damn! I tried to do this too quickly. I think the Girl from Minsk movie is really Rochelle Rochelle, but what I -really- wanted to put was “Prognosis: Negative,” supposedly the worst movie of all time (worse than Plan 9 from Outer Space!), that they never saw. LOL

Isn’t it awful that I couldn’t think of any good answers until later?! GAH!

49
  1. J. Peterman
  2. Susan
  3. teri hatcher
  4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
  5. coffee table book about coffee tables
  6. sex on the desk with the cleaning lady
  7. Schindler’s List
  8. man hands
  9. 1 month
  10. Good
50

After looking it up I see that the dead Fiance is Susan Ross. So, stick my answer with any susan rosses who are out there. Fun feud!

51

If someone had answered number 8 as “Jerry’s Shallowness” I think that would have qualified as matching all other answers.

52

looking over the answers so far, I predict Newman, while maybe not fully conch, will have the highest of any category.

53
  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Bette Midler
  4. Yada yada yada
  5. Selling Jerry’s dad’s old jackets
  6. Having sex with the cleaning lady on his desk
  7. Rochelle, Rochelle
  8. Man hands
  9. 5
  10. Good
54
  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. Yaddda yadda yadda
  5. Make your own pizza
  6. Pretending to be handicapped
  7. Rochelle, Rochelle
  8. Man hands
  9. 7
  10. Lame
55
  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. No soup for you!
  5. Pizza place where you make your own pie
  6. Sex with the cleaning woman
  7. Deathblow
  8. Toothbrush in the toilet
  9. 7
  10. Meh

hope I made it

56

Am I really the only person to put Deathblow? You’re all missing the Deathblow!

57

While this is true, they aren’t the same. He was fired from PlayNow for faking a disability. But he was fired from the real estate company (Barr Properties) for using his boss’ prviate (not handicapped) bathroom.

Although technically, he was fired again the next day for slipping his boss a mickey.

Sorry about the three posts in a row. But they all came to me separately.

58

Damn. I was hoping that these two were being conflated and that I could make an argument for lumping them together (and thus giving me gonzo points!) But alas, a little Googling confirmed that these were two distinct events – and he didn’t get even get fired for boinking Vicki Lewis!!

So, to clarify for Dolores, “sex with the secretary” and “sex with the cleaning woman” are two different answers. :smack: :frowning:

59
  1. Newman
  2. Susan
    3.Marissa Tormei
  3. Master of his domain
  4. Cashing in bottles in Mass
  5. Not really handicapped
  6. Cry, Cry again
  7. Elane never had an orgasm with Jerry
  8. I’d be out before the check came
  9. Good
60

For #4 I really wanted to say "These pretzels are making me thirsty, but I did not think anyone else would remember that.

And does anyone remember the movie “Roschelle, Roschelle”? Let me go back and look.

SSG Schwartz