A Feud About Nothing—The Seinfeld Feud by 42fish [Closed]

The Game Room
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Just to get it on the second page, SSG Schwartz is number 39.

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  1. Neuman
  2. Estelle
  3. Kathy Griffin
  4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that
  5. Movie-phone
  6. Sleeping with his secretary
  7. Rochelle, Rochelle
  8. Puddy was a Christian
  9. None
  10. Good
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  1. Newman
  2. Susan Ross
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. “No soup for you!”
  5. “The Beach”
  6. He had sex with the cleaning woman
  7. The English Patient
  8. Jerry couldn’t remember Dolores’ name
  9. 7
  10. Lamest thing ever
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  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Keith Hernandez
  4. “Master of my domain”
  5. Oil in a ball
  6. Faking a handicap
  7. The Hindenberg
  8. He was pro-life
  9. 3
  10. Meh
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I’m going to leave your answers out. It causes the scores to be skewed, and isn’t fair to the players who really want to play, even if we don’t get to 50.

I’m going to add this to the “boilerplate” rules list, too. I’ve had several Feuds with at least one joker in there messing around to be last.

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Looks like i’m getting in just under the buzzer…

  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Teri Hatcher
  4. Hello Newman
  5. Rubber oil barrels
  6. Fucking the maid
  7. Prognosis Negative
  8. She had man hands!
  9. I’ll be out by the end of this sentence
  10. Meh
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  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Jon Voight
  4. “That’s a shame”
  5. Bladder for oil tankers
  6. Tried to slip his boss a mickey
  7. Schindler’s List
  8. Teri Hatcher thought that Jerry had sent Elaine into the sauna to see if they were real
  9. 3
  10. Meh
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Actually, he wasn’t fired from PlayNow at all. Instead PlayNow went bankrupt after being sued by Jerry’s girlfriend who was hit by a ball filled with oil dropped out of the window of the PlayNow office to test Kramer’s bladder system for stopping oil spills. (Before all that, PlayNow offered to buy out George’s contract at half its value. When George refused to try to collect the whole amount, PlayNow tried driving him out by doing things like cranking up the heat in his office, barricading the office door, etc.)

Of course, since the point of the Feud is to match answers regardless of accuracy, none of that really matters.

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Cut–Bloody duplicate post

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I see, you would be correct.

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mshar253 is #43. I think I miscounted for #39 upthread. I’m gonna go recheck that I have everyone.

:wink:

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  1. Newman
  2. Susan
  3. Janine Garofolo
  4. No Soup for you!
  5. perfume that smelled like the beach
  6. Having sex with the night cleaning woman
  7. Rochelle Rochelle
  8. Man hands
  9. 7
  10. Meh
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This was hard for me… because I came up with about 5 answers for each question (except for the last two)… Kramer Scheme… “Making your own pizza! No… Kramerica… NO THE BEACH!” haha… I can’t believe I didn’t think of Keith Hernandez or Teri Hatcher… duh!

I also enjoyed reading through the other answers, especially in response to #7… i’d forgotten about so many of those. Prognosis: negative, Cry Cry again, Chunnel… hahaha

This was a lot of fun though… good job!

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Since there’s been no activity for almost 12 hours, I’ll go ahead and post the scores. I’ve really enjoyed this Feud! I had to read a lot of synopses of episodes, and it looks like I missed out on a very funny show. I’ve seen an episode here and there of course, but when you know some backstory it makes it funnier.

So rest assured, Seinfeld fans, I will be watching more episodes in the future!

The answers:

1. Newman 38

  1. Frank Costanza 3
  2. J. Peterman 2
  3. Puddy 1

2. Susan Ross 18
2. Estelle Costanza 14
2. Helen Seinfeld 7
2. Dolores (Mulva) 4
2. Sue Ellen Mischke 1

3. Keith Hernandez 18
3. Teri Hatcher 7
3. Bette Midler 5
3. Marisa Tomei 3
3. Jon Voight 2
3. Kathy Griffin 2
3. — 1
3. Alex Trebek 1
3. Courtney Cox 1
3. Donald Trump 1
3. Janine Garofolo 1
3. Matt Lauer 1
3. Rudy Giuliani 1

4. Yadda Yadda Yadda 11
4. Not that there’s anything wrong with that 10
4. No Soup for You! 8
4. Master of my domain 6
4. Hello, Newman 3
4. Serenity now! 3
4. Giddiup! 1
4. It was shrinkage! 1
4. That’s a shame 1

5. Oil tanker bladder 8
5. Bottle deposit scheme 7
5. Beach cologne 4
5. The Bro 4
5. Coffee Table Book 3
5. Make your own pizza 3
5. Hotel for Japanese travelers 2
5. Selling Morty’s old clothes 2
5. Urban Rickshaw service 2
5. Cuban cigars 1
5. Feeding the horse Beefarino 1
5. Getting an intern 1
5. Kramerica Industries 1
5. Levels 1
5. Movie-phone 1
5. pass 1
5. Real Peterman Tour 1
5. Selling high-flow shower heads 1

6. Sex with the cleaning lady 21
6. Faking a handicap 9
6. Sleeping under his desk 3
6. Slipping his boss a mickey 3
6. Sex with his secretary 2
6. — 1
6. I don’t know 1
6. Incompetence 1
6. Stealing 1
6. Traded to a chicken company by the Yankees 1
6. Used the boss’s bathroom 1

7. Rochelle, Rochelle 18
7. Schindler’s List 8
7. The English Patient 5
7. Chunnel 2
7. Prognosis: Negative 2
7. Breakfast at Tiffany’s 1
7. Cry, Cry Again 1
7. Deathblow 1
7. pass 1
7. Plan 9 From Outer Space 1
7. Sack Lunch 1
7. Superman 1
7. The Girl from Minsk 1
7. The Hindenberg 1

8. Man hands 19
8. Jerry couldn’t remember Dolores’ name 6
8. toothbrush in the toilet 4
8. Jerry picking/scratching his nose 3
8. Jerry was unsure if her boobs were real 3
8. — 1
8. Annoying laugh 1
8. because George wasn’t really a bad man 1
8. Disgust with the “contest.” 1
8. Elaine never had an orgasm with Jerry 1
8. He was pro-life 1
8. Not Sponge Worthy 1
8. Once dated Newman 1
8. Puddy was a Christian 1

9. 7 10
9. 3 8
9. 1 7
9. 0 6
9. 5 4
9. 1 month 2
9. 4 2
9. Forever 2
9. 14 1
9. 27 1
9. 3 months 1

10. Meh 17
10. Good 15
10. Lame 9
10. Lamest Thing Ever 2
10. Great 1

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And the Seinfeld guru is ~drumroll~ robardin!!! Yay!!! ::flings confetti:: With 8 out of 10, a very good job! Perfect score would have been 404.55.

Thanks for a great Feud everyone! Thanks 42fish!

Look for the next Feud late tomorrow afternoon, to hopefull let some after work people get in on the action.

**1. robardin 397.73 **
2. Freudian Slit 361.36
3. Mullinator 356.82
4. KayElCee 347.73
4. The Tof 347.73
6. 42fish 345.45
6. Glory 345.45
8. Gangster Octopus 343.18
8. Chum 343.18
10. Sternvogel 336.36
10. Hockey Monkey 336.36
12. PaperBlob 331.82
13. Happy Lendervedder 320.45
14. fusoya 315.91
15. Justin_Bailey 311.36
16. USCDiver 309.09
17. pricciar 304.55
17. Paintcharge 304.55
19. adhemar 302.27
19. HongKongFooey 302.27
21. astorian 295.45
22. gonzomax 286.36
23. muldoonthief 284.09
24. Diogenes the Cynic 277.27
25. adam yax 270.45
26. tdn 259.09
27. RachelChristine 238.64
27. Daffyd 238.64
27. mshar253 238.64
30. SSG Schwartz 231.82
31. Amp 229.55
32. WVmom 225.00
32. swampbear 225.00
34. Ace309 222.73
35. Zebra 206.82
36. anyrose 200.00
37. tarragon918 179.55
38. Elendil’s Heir 177.27
39. jali 172.73
40. 5 time champ 170.45
41. Scarlett67 168.18
42. MsWhatsit 154.55
43. Larry Borgia 152.27
44. Justin Credible 147.73

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Alpha:

42fish 345.45
5 time champ 170.45
Ace309 222.73
adam yax 270.45
adhemar 302.27
Amp 229.55
anyrose 200.00
astorian 295.45
Chum 343.18
Daffyd 238.64
Diogenes the Cynic 277.27
Elendil’s Heir 177.27
Freudian Slit 361.36
fusoya 315.91
Gangster Octopus 343.18
Glory 345.45
gonzomax 286.36
Happy Lendervedder 320.45
Hockey Monkey 336.36
HongKongFooey 302.27
jali 172.73
Justin Credible 147.73
Justin_Bailey 311.36
KayElCee 347.73
Larry Borgia 152.27
mshar253 238.64
MsWhatsit 154.55
muldoonthief 284.09
Mullinator 356.82
Paintcharge 304.55
PaperBlob 331.82
pricciar 304.55
RachelChristine 238.64
robardin 397.73
Scarlett67 168.18
SSG Schwartz 231.82
Sternvogel 336.36
swampbear 225.00
tarragon918 179.55
tdn 259.09
The Tof 347.73
USCDiver 309.09
WVmom 225.00
Zebra 206.82

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From #2 to in the last feud to #32 in this one. When I tank I tank! :smiley:

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Thanks for the thread, Mulva, er, Dolores Reborn! That was a lot of fun. Some great Seinfeld memories rekindled, too.

79

Holy Frijoles! :eek:

I’ve finished in the Top 5 a couple of times but this is certainly a first. Heh.

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Yay, second place!